I just realized something. I've never used the phrase: "OMG" in any online coversation.

I don't think I've ever been so proud of myself for realizing that I'm not a total idiot.

In other news: new glasses!! Yay!

I got home from work (and this is straight from work to home) at 3:45AM last night.

It's 8AM now. What am I doing? Getting ready for work.

Oi.

Okay, so.. I'm a lil hungover right now. Vodka and rum. The vodka I'm okay with, it was that damned shot of Bacardi that fucked me up hardcore. It was a good time last night though, I can't complain.

Oh and JC? You're the new Chi Chi LaRue.. (without the drag outfit.)

*cue porn music*

Honestly. I'm not normally one to give you news links, but check this shit out.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051111/ap_on_re_us/robertson_evolution

Robertson said ealier this summer that feminism teaches women to "kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

Dumbass!

" the imitation picks you up like a habit ( Read more... )

I couldn't do it anymore. I can't date anyone. I just can't ( Read more... )

Fucking freaking out.

In 4 days, my bank has charged me $150 dollars in fees.
I'm barely going to be able to make my rent.

Oh. My. God.......

And the boy I am trying to date thinks I cheated on him last night because I told him I didn't want to go the party because I was tired.

*freaking out*

I typed in Jordan Ewbank into the Myspace search. I found me.
I typed in Jordan Eubank into the Myspace search. I found a straight boy that likes a lot of the same things as I do, is also 18, and is apparently a Pisces.. which means I'm at most a month older than him.

Cuh-reepy.

Okay, Jordan has not posted in a while due to the fact that his computer decided to contract a virus that decided to basically mess up all of my services. I managed to get around it by using the XP disk, and reloading all of my firewall/music/messenger/anti-virus/anti-spyware programs. It took me about 2 hours, but at least I didn't lose any of ( Read more... )

Work absolutely sucked today. They stuck me in the fitting rooms all day (by myself) and it was busy, busy, f'ing busy. Also, I'm only on 5 hours of sleep. I went to bed at 2am and my body woke itself up at 7:17. I freaked out (because I thought I was gonna be late), got ready, started to eat... and then looked at the clock. Pissed. Me. Off. ( Read more... )