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Brutaldeathraver: i wrote you in on my ballot today for senate
EightBitAlien: holy shit
EightBitAlien: are you for real
Brutaldeathraver: yep
Brutaldeathraver: haha, just thought you'd like to know
EightBitAlien: oh man
EightBitAlien: dude
EightBitAlien: thank you so much
EightBitAlien: because of the internet??
EightBitAlien: like you voted for me because ( Read more... )

EightBitAlien: at vader and obi's final fight, in episode 4
EightBitAlien: obi goes, "Strike me down now... and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
EightBitAlien: but all that happens is that he becomes blue and translucent and gives advice in a swamp once
EightBitAlien: which is WAY less powerful than I could possibly ( Read more... )

EightBitAlien: I figured out the secret in winning a fight against any dude
EightBitAlien: no enemy can withstand this attack
Brennette: what you please i dk who you talk what about wrong with you do ?
EightBitAlien: no see that's what they'll be expecting
EightBitAlien: you can block a move like that
Brennette: idk ? these about who block a happen ( Read more... )

Custom skinning DS. This is a stark contrast to last Friday night.
Most Friday nights in general, I guess, but especially last Friday night.


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LIE: Childhood trauma inspires men towards levels of altruism so pure and fierce that they supersede the levels accepted by polite society, forcing them to spend years traveling the orient creating and perfecting a posthuman identity through which to combat human suffering and take back the night ( Read more... )

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And then there are times when I am so happy to exist as a human being, simply in order to experience and understand the insane things that strange people post on the internet, that it makes whatever periods of sadness or discontent I may have previously experienced seem alien and difficult to identify with.

I had been really drunk for a long time. For some reason I'm wearing my flannel shirt around my neck, not like a scarf but kind of like a towel after someone's been exercising in a movie. It's just there. I'm standing by the sink sipping water from a plastic cup I was supposed to pay a dollar for but fuck you because I didn't ( Read more... )

SPOILER WARNING: it turns out all my friends are fucking going-to-bed-early hanging-out-with-great-aunt-mildred-on-a-Friday-night-because-she's-on-holiday-from-the-tea-crumb-factory WIMPS

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