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4.5 hours, midnight showing. People keep remarking that I seem more excited about this than I did for Dark Knight. Maybe they're right and I am, but how the hell are you going to release entries in both franchises within like a week of one another? Pop culture is toying with me on an almost personal level ( Read more... ) -
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So I've been posting strange things in Craigslist personals... I do stuff like this a lot, but I've been on a killing streak lately.
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So the newest episode of the Venture Bros. basically took place inside the video for 'Firestarter' by The Prodigy.
If you know me or anything about me or have ever read this stupid fucking journal, you may understand how I feel right now.
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I found a giant yellow beetle downstairs. I filled a tank with dirt and plants, and I'm keeping it as a pet. I think I'll name it 'Faggot'.
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If everything I'd ever loved disappeared, and everyone I'd ever cared for vanished, I could cling to existence like a cockroach with gluelegs just so long as the Venture Bros. remained in production.
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I witnessed a chicken murder and unicorns are real (but deer)
I was sitting in front of my computer, briskly trading stocks when I heard a chicken at my window, making a ton of noise. Now before you go and assume this is like my other blog post where I was tripping balls, let me state for the record that I totally have like over two chickens IRL and sometimes they hop up on the roof and peer through my window ( Read more... )
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