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Wed, 10:14 : RT @ stephenfry : Recited the sonnet about "my mistress' eyes" etc. A mistress, as you may know, is something between a mister and a mattress…
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Tue, 21:16 : Мне нужна профессиональная помощь, чтобы обратиться за профессиональной помощью.
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Thu, 19:22 : RT @ qikipedia : Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer - BRUCE GRAHAM
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Tue, 02:33 : RT @ qikipedia : Q. What did St Patrick say when he was driving the snakes out of Ireland? A. "Are yer all right in the back there lads?"
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Mon, 15:44 : RT @ qikipedia : Austrian village Fucking had its road signs stolen so often that they are now set in concrete to deter would-be thieves
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Tue, 17:20 : RT @ qikipedia : What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow - A.A. MILNE
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Fri, 19:16 : RT @ qikipedia : Prince Jefri of Brunei had life-sized sex statues made of himself having sex. He also had a yacht called Tits.
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