Stuff: Volume .5

Jun 25, 2007 09:51

Random Musings:

1.Kathy Griffin is a worthy addtion the post-modern gay man's pantheon of goddesses (this also includes Oprah, Kylie, and Madonna).

2. I need to stop lending money. For at least 2 pay days. I will buy a cellphone with a decent mp3 player regardless of what people around me are and will be telling me. It's my effing money.

3. I will stop trying to hook with straight guys. It was a fun game in the beginning, I sorta forgot it was a game in the first place.
I will resume hunting down pretty gay boys for fun and pleasure. No apologies or explanations needed.

4. I will get drunk. At home. It's cheaper and the money I save will go to my new phone.

5. I will apply for another credit card...just because I will earn miles for every 45 pesos I charge to the new card. I should have a 2 way ticket to Boracay if I only started with the other card.

6. I will get my passport because the signs for me to get one are all over the place. And I remember Oprah said, you never should ignore the signs. Kenny just went to Clark to get his, Kate and Nikki just got back from a 4-day thing from Bohol, and I am spending more of my dreams in other countries. FYI: until recently all of my dreams were locally set; my recent dreams have different settings now, it's like being in America's next top model and they fly the contestants to some fashion capital. I digress.

7. I will do more makeup gigs. Free even. If you don't use it, you'll lose it.

8. Networking does pay off, and I don't mean the multi-level marketing boosheet that some epapeeps tried to get me into. Genuine professional networking can get you almost anything it seems.
I've finally found a solution to my problem of spending too much time infront of the boobtube.

Step 1:I unplug the tv;
Step 2: I gather around me the books/magazine/notepads where I plan to direct my energies;
Step 3: I get the remote control and place it on top of the fridge. While there, I grab the ashtray, soda, and cigs that I will need to sustain (or pollute my body).
Step 4: I return to my favorite spot in my house which is in the middle of the living room and infront of the tv.

After 15 minutes of uninterrupted reading/writing/drawing my brain wanders and I get the urge to check out what's on the tube, and based on past events a minute of checking out tv shows can magically stretch to two hours of random remote control clicking.

Step 5: Look around and see that the tv infront is unplugged and the remote is on top of the fridge and I'd be too lazy to stand up to plug the tv and get the remote. Funny thing is I would have the energy to get out of the house to buy Marlboro Lights in case I run out of stock.

I love being me, I'm so weird that it works.

signs, distraction, tv, stuff

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