How to Pretend to be Straight

[eijei]

This is originally my reply to Dalumat's comment. I think it's ok enough to be an independent post on its own

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[vo_kim_bulary]

add mo ito:

- pretend not to know what the site g4m is for.
- avoid places such as orosa and nakpil for christ's sake.
- wear white socks with black shoes - then people will really think you're probably straight

[eijei]

alavet bakla. you just outed your self to be the Philippines' biggest fag hag. :)

[vo_kim_bulary]

I used to be proud of the fact that I'm a fag hag, but not anymore.
I think people tend to sell me short because all they see is that, a fag hag, and I'd like to be remembered for something much more profound.
Kim being nostalgic and pensive and altogether moany.

Why is LJ requiring comments to have titles?

[ext_132587]

Fun list! But these tips won't work on any super fag whose equally super gaydar can detect acids from bases. Wouldn't hurt to have them enumerated though. I heart it just the same.

Hi, I found your link somewhere. My name's Momel, and I'm Jessica Zafra's gay impersonator. I like it here. The grammar's fantastic, excellent choice of words, thoroughly a nice read.

momel8.blogspot.com

Re: Why is LJ requiring comments to have titles?

[eijei]

First, I have no idea comments required titles.

Second, eek, somebody outside of my immediate circle of friends has read my blog. Now, I have to really proofread.

Thank you for the kind words. I totally appreciate it. You made my week!

I will add your blog to my links, okie?

Oops, I heart J.Z., too. She helped speed up my geek-bitch transformation back in high school. Because of Ms. Zafra I have chosen good books over potential sexually gratifying situations. *sigh*

double oops. complete overshare.

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