Ridiculously Ridicule
Title: Ridiculously Ridicule
Author: eiko_lotus
Length: Drabble
Pairing: those, who own my soul
Rate: PG
Disclaimer: If I ever own them, they will already announce their marriage to each other
Warning: No Beta and too lazy to check...
“Where are you?” Jun hasn't have time to greet his caller as the man just suddenly asked him that. Jun fixed the Bluetooth earpiece before he could answer. His hand gripped the steering wheel, he knew he better pull over to start the rare occasion of his lover called him first, there must be something the other need to tell him but then the traffic light turned green, he could stop for a moment.
“I'm on my way home, where are you Sa-chan?” he asked his beloved man in return, he knew the other schedule well and he might just get off his fishing boat.
“Off boat, caught big mackerel.” Jun shake his head quietly, he still can't understand the man's fishing obsession.
“Sa-chan, we have enough fish in the fridge.” Jun shove his sunglasses upward so he can pinch the bridge of his nose. He knew there will be no use of stating the argument, because he, as well as other Arashi members, can never win against their leader.
“This good for beer, do we still have?” Jun sighed a deep breath, so that was what the call about, checking their pantry supply. Jun can't complain though, they had made clear rule, pantry is his territory and even though they had live together for years, his smaller lover still can't use the pantry unless for drink.
“I'll grab some on the way near home.” Jun decided, took the right turn, and by his calculation, he should got home half hour earlier than Satoshi, it will give him time for shower and prepared his kitchen for whatever catch his lover got.
Jun stopped in front of a 7/11, just a block from their house. He nodded to a part timer that used to see them there, it was no longer an awkward moment with the boy, Jun thought as he put the beers on cashier. He walked to get himself coffee, a little reward for his hard work with the cm filming. He quickly paid his groceries before he walked out, only to be stopped by his bodyguard.
“Someone's been following us.” The man whispered and by then, Jun just realized a camera shutter voice. He cursed silently, there goes his free half hour at home. Jun walked hastily to his car, but the paparazzi seemed to be brave enough that made him told them to stop. he couldn't understand how they can followed him that far.
Jun ran his car faster, hoping his bodyguard could give him quite sometime until he can get home. He purposely passed the turn to their apartment, missing his bath already, but he couldn't get the risk letting those paparazzi knowing their apartment. So he decided to go through until he got to another apartment building where his friend live, that he knew had a back door. Jun parked his car, grabbed his belongings, also his groceries, walking into the apartment building as if he own a place there.
He walked through the lobby, nodding to the security in his post, before he got to the back door safely and flagged the first taxi he saw. Once he was settled inside the taxi, he thought, it turned out he would still have time for shower.
***
Jun woke the next morning, feeling refreshed from delicious food, good beer and snuggles with his lover. He entangled himself from Satoshi's tight grip of his waist, walking silently to get their coffee and read his phone while waiting it brewing.
He laughed out loud when he saw a blur picture of a girl that known as an adult actress come across the apartment building he was hide in yesterday. The story that come out with it is the most hilarious one. An affair with adult movie actress? These people surely has a great sense of humor Jun thought when a voice coming from the bedroom.
“What so funny in the morning?” Jun stared at Satoshi who stood by the door frame, scratching his belly and rubbing his hair, making Jun admiring the chiseled abs and bed hair, which made his lover look manly and cute at the same time.
“Nothing love, just reading a funny story.” Jun walked towards the man, demanding his morning kiss. Yup, some people do have great sense of humor, who would need some anonymous adult movie actress to satisfy him when he already has everything he ever need for from the smaller man before him, named Ohno Satoshi.
a.n.: I know it's a bit too late, but I just read the ridiculous rumor during my end year vacation, so this comes up instantly. Hope you like it and (though a bit late) Happy New Year! ^_^