Chapter 581
Cover! Buggy and Shanks &hearts&hearts&hearts
Adult Buggy and Shanks! Smiling together! omg let this be canon plz &hearts _ &hearts
T_T shut up Den Den Mushi, we know Whitebeard's dead.
!! Supernovas. Still hanging around...
Drake, you're kind of cool. I didn't pay much attention to you the first time 'round because, well, worried about Strawhats at the time. But I like you.
=___= Apoo, I thought you were cool. What with the music and the attitude and the general awesomeness. Saying Law is stupid for rescuing Luffy is not cool. =_= You lose.
Bonney you tsundere, who are you mad at now?!?!? Are you still pissed at Luffy for the Tenryuubito thing? You can't blame Marinford on him though... Blackbeard then? She's not crazy enough to go after Blackbeard. Right? Right?! :S
Also, WHY THE HELL WERE YOU CRYING!?!??!!??!???!?!?!
Hawkins! \o/
Your cards rock. Bwahaha, "survival rate never becomes zero" indeed XD
Kidd... you're creepy. I like you better than (most) Marines.
Which is to say that mostly I don't like you. O_o brrrrr
BIG MUM! O_O
Please be Lola's mom, please be Lola's mom, please be Lola's mom, please be Lola's mom, please be Lola's mom, pleasebeLola'smom pleasebeLola'smom pleasebeLola'smompleasebeLola'smompleasebeLola'smompleasebeLola'smom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeeaaaaah... creepy Kidd.
;____; You guys go be pirates and screw the Marines over *sniff*
Oyajiiiiii TT___________________TT
"And no one notices."
Oh Oda. My heart. :(
Someone do something ;__;
... Brownbeard.
Seriously? Is everyone in the New World a Whitebeard copycat? ¬_¬
For the record Brownbeard - and Blackbeard too, Blackbeard especially, you backstabbing pestilent ooze - ripping off Whitebeard makes you sound like weak, second-rate imitators. So there. >_<
Oh well done Marines, you jackasses. Nice job breaking the world!
Their complete short-sightedness and general fail keeps reminding me of a quote from Nightwatch by the excellent Terry Pratchett:
The Assasins understood the political game in the city better than anyone, and if they took you off the register it was because they felt your departure would not only spoil the game but also smash the board...
Sengoku could use political lessons from the Assassins' Guild of Ankh Morpork. (Yes, the city is called Ankh Morpork. Yes, the series is made of crack. And awesome.)
Sengoku: I just had a brilliant idea: we'll bait one of the pillars stabilizing the world into a completely destructive war I'm only mostly certain we can win!
The Admirals: You're a genius! \o/
Pwngoat: Nothing could possibly go wrong. *eats paper*
Garp: You're a dumbass, but you won't listen to me, so I'll be in this corner pretending I'm totaly okay with you using my grandson for bait.
Blackbeard: Zehahaha! You are all my bitches - now give me the world! I mean my Shichibukai title.
Ace: fuck me =_=
Meanwhile, in the New World
Shanks: *epic facepalm*
... Sengoku the Buddha, a mind of unparalleled cunning. A man so far ahead of the game he has come full circle and is, in fact, thinking backwards. A paragon of Marine lawfulness, justice, and ethics.
The world is fucked.
But we already knew that! *manic grin*
So Oda gives us Hancock. Hancock in all her winingness. &hearts
(Seriously? She found them. RIGHT AWAY!! This woman - she is so awesome!!! ☆＿☆ &hearts&hearts)
Hancock and Bepo.
*takes moment to laugh hysterically*
Or should that be Hancock and Doormat? *pets poor Bepo Doormat*
LAW! o_o
Law this looking grim and covered in blood is not happy. Please stop. ;_;
"There's no proof that he'll be able to come back to life."
>.> so he'll be out of it for a few weeks, rather than a few days.
Iva! O_O
Hurray you escaped! \o/ &hearts
KAMABAKKA!!!!
Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji Sanji!!!!
SANJI GET! NOW!!!
... except, oh god, don't let Sanji be alone with broken Luffy.
Luffy needs his nakama, but... "Here's your captain Strawhats, Oda smashed him a little lot. Have fun now!"
The idea of any of them sitting alone at his bedside as he is right now... *heart breaks some more* ;;______;; And now I have evil evil plot bunny about the Revolutionaries getting a copy of the broadcast and Robin seeing it and... T_T Back! Back you evil plot bunny. Do not want!
... um, Iva? Can you stop being all cheerful about how awesome Luffy was in Impel Down?
Oh Law. "But if kindness makes you uncomfortable shall I make up a reason?" TT___TT ILU.
JINBEI LIVES!!!
"Sleep. You're gonna die." Yes. Law gets all the awesome lines.
See? See?! People snerk about fangirls - but we know! We can tell when a character is going to be awesome!
;___; Jinbeiiiii
Oh god Luffy.
At least... at least he's stopped the shocked-empty-eyes-of-horror.
Not that this is much better - is that a blood transfusion? People in One Piece don't bleed to death. They never need blood transfusions... ;____;
"What I fear most... is the moment when he wakes up..."
And Jinbei voices what I have been thinking since Luffy first started the shocked-empty-eyes-of-horror. Oh Luffy.
And this is why I am still in denial about Ace. Oda can't leave it like this!
He - seriously man! Why all the hate on Luffy?!?! >_< T_T
If Ace is dead dead... then I will deal when Luffy does. Until then! There has been no party!
Haaaancooock ILU!
Nyouga Island? I like the name.
Also, at this point if there is anyone who still doesn't like Hancock...
...
Why? O_o
Aw fuck, and now I feel bad for Magellan >______< Goddammit Oda!
N:KAUDYLJHFGAS:FKJASH:DKA BUT BUT BUT!!! Maybe this means he didn't have time to deal with Bon-chan!!!! What with Blackbeard wreaking hell and being all "Zehahaha, all your prisoners are belong to me!" Yes? Yes? *clings*
Aaaaand the World Government are horrible oppresive maniacs - anyone who is surprised: go reread Water 7 and Enies Lobby. And Shabondy. And this arc.
... No. Hell no!
=_______= You did not just make me feel bad for Sengoku.
God fucking as;idutafylwuhet;gakjsdh;asjkdghasdammit Oda!!!
As shayera pointed out: he really really thinks he's doing the right thing. (Which makes him delusional as well as stupid >.>)
I draw the line at the Tenryuubito! And Blackbeard.
I WILL NOT FEEL SORRY FOR THEM! NO MATTER WHAT! EVER!
Oda I refuse! >_<
... I also only barely feel bad for Moria. Yes, Doflamingo is a sadistic evil worm who apparently answers to someone even more evil than Sengoku, and really, I'm pretty much automatically on the side of anyone he's fighting/murdering horribly.
I'm sorry Moria, alas poor villain and all that, but I'm kind of more concerned about Luffy at the moment.
Also, no offence, but you totally should have seen this coming.
In closing: Hancock! She is amazing! Worship her!!! think of the puppies