The one that comes with a warning

[einhorn_13]

Warning: This is the one where einhorn goes apeshit (again). Don't say I didn't warn you.

Hey, remember UNFINISHED BUSINESS? Remember SATAN PIT? Remember 20 HOURS IN AMERICA? SUNDAY, anyone? CASINO NIGHT? UNENDING? EGGTOWN sound familiar? SHINDIG? ROLE MODEL? RELATIVITY? BECAUSE THOSE ARE MOMENTS IN TELEVISION HISTORY WHEN I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

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[nebakanezer]

This icon is most appropriate. :P

I about died when she picked up the vial of safe sex having aweosmeness and THEN HE GAVE IT AWAY! Well of course he did. Booo! Hissss! RICHARD! WHAT WAS HE THINKING!?!?!?! But it was made once, somewhere, someday, it can be made again, right? RIGHT? OMG TELL ME IT CAN BE MADE AGAIN!?!

Picspam of awesomeness!

[einhorn_13]

NGHUH! MY BRAIN, IT HAS GONE ROGUE AND REFUSES TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEEKER (and maybe a little BSG, but really, I have DENIAL written on my forehead

[ohvienna]

WHY DIDN'T HE LICK THE REST OF THE POTION OFF THE FLOOR?? WHYYY??! ;)

[einhorn_13]

I KNOW, RIGHT? NGUUUUUHHHHHHHHH! THEY COULD BE DOING IT, RIGHT NOW!!!!

[hollywoodgrrl]

WOMAN!!!!!!!! YOUR CAPPING SKILLZ OF CAPPING THE PLOT ALSO HAVE CAPPED THE INTENSE MOMENTS OF INTENSITY THAT MAKE MY STOMACH FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING AN ELEVATOR!!! THE THING WITH THE MAGICAL NEEDLES! AND THE STICKING THEM INTO MY POOR KAHLAN! AND HER MAKING SAD SAD WHIMPERY NOISES!!!!! AK;BDAK;JBFKJSDBFKJB AND THEN THERE'S THE EPIC SCREAMING AND THE CON DARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!amfnksdbfgk;jdbsf

Ooh! And bonus lawyer!Bridget yay! :D I was totes dl-ing these eps yesterday. Mwaha! She looks so cutes in her ADA outfit.
LEGS! I SEE THEM! And the hair is so pretty and red (although I totes prefer her as a brunette with the giant untamed locks that are Kahlan's). ALSO, WOMAN. WHAT REDHEAD DOES NOT HAVE A GAZILLION FRECKLES?! IT'S A THING OF NATURE!!! :P

Btw. I adore you so much for currently being on my level of insanity for this stuff! And you know, that's one high level to strive for. ;) asljkhabvslfksiF;DKHSVFG;KH svd gkhdvfkhv khvkhv LEGS!

[einhorn_13]

LOLPIES! I CAPPED THAT CAPPING MAGIC IN LIKE 12 MINUTES FLAT WHILE COOKING MAHSELF SOME SPAGHETTIS. BUT GUH, IT NEEDED TO BE DONE ASAP, SO I DID IT, EVEN THOUGH I HAD NOOOOOOOOO TIME. I MAY HAVE TO CAP AND SPAM THIS SHOW PROPERLY, AT SOME POINT. YOU KNOW, WITH FRECKLES, AND STUFF! THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE A SERIOUSLY MAGICAL ELEVATOR OF INTENSITY, TO MAKE THE TUMMIES FEEL LIKE THEY DO FOR CON DAR, BITCHES!

GUUUUUUUUH. I AM DEAD, WITH THE EXHAUSTED AND STUFF, BUT I HAVE TO WATCH THE WHIMPERING AGAIN. AND THEN THE NEEDLES AND THE ALMOST-EXORCISTIC-SHAKING, OMG! AND THE EPIC BADASSERY.

I WANT WEEKLY REDHEAD!KAHLAN! I VOTE FOR A TWIN SISTER FOR KAHLAN! THREESOMES!!! AND SHE DOES THAT ADORKABLE HAND-WAVE THING. WAAAAAATCH IT! AND I LOVE REDHEADS, BUT REALLY, IN THIS CASE BRUNETTES RUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (I AM TOTES DEVELOPING AN OBSESSION WITH THE LENGTH OF HER PURRRRRRRTY PUUUUUUURRRRRRRTY HAIR SINCE I'VE BEEN READING THE BOOK). BRUNETTE WITH FRECKLES

[hollywoodgrrl]

Mmmm spaghettis. I MEAN KAHLAN! KAHLAN

[einhorn_13]

DO NUT EATZ THE KAHLAN! BAAAAAAAAAD!

THE WHIMPERING!!! THE WHIMPERING!!! WAT?

I'ma take Kahlan and make Boy Confessor babiez with her. Tralala! How do you like them apples?!" Lulz.YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THAT SCENE, IT IS SHINY SPARKLY HEARTPONIES. YOU WIN AT LIFE. YOU SHOULD REWRITE THAT BOOK, MHMMMYEESSSSSSSSS!!! THE UNEARTHLY SCREAMING AND THE LIGHTNING BOLTS OF DESTINY. EPIC

[julester1]

HAHAHA, HI FREAK :D But also, ooh, the pretty! [WTF with the safe sex talk though - ha, clearly you need to explain this further!] You'll be happy to know that I've dled the first ep, but am exhausted, so will have to save it for tomorrow. TBC... !!

[einhorn_13]

Hey, I am calling it now. YOU WILL BE BACK TO THIS POST AND SQUEE LIKE A MANIAC