Obituary....due to the graphic nature of this update, reader discretion is advised.

[eirecheckers17]

On the eve of June 1st 2005 Checkers Coleman passed away restlessly in her sleep. Upon further examination it is believed that Checkers died because earlier in the day she had to give a blood sacrifice to the Lab gods. They took several tubes of her precious liquid of life. Although she was very brave and took it like a womyn, she never

Comments

[ctushades]

I told you to keep your kidneys happy!
*lies vibes to Checkers*
we all know that she's better than the goats and the sheep and is circling around on her checkered nuke watchin out for us.

[anonymous]

You're so very emo, writing your own obituary? That's emo... and wait, don't you listen to that one emo song all the time and even learn it on guitar...?
You're a bad example for your own campaign.

As for shopping, don't you shop at Hot Topic? Poser!

[eirecheckers17]

Dear Meanie Head PreppyEmoKid,

I am not emo, because I rejoice at the thought of death and destruction instead of whine about it in a whiny voice, and be just really whiny in general. Did I mention I'm not whiny? Also, I dont have emo hair, glasses, and am not superimanemokid skinny. Go buy some more clothes or something. Or fake bake yourself.
And don't even get me started on the poser thing or I'll rip your face off. (breaks out dull hacksaw and pets it) it looks like we may have a customer (evil grin)

[hisui_ryoshi]

Your poor Kidneys! I didn't know God could die. Huh. Maybe it's just the lack of coffee but this doesn't make a whole lotta sense. Hope you can put yourself back together again.

Schattig? Was?

[anonymous]

You rock my life... even though you're dead... Thanks for 5 minutes of entertainment on a boring Friday night!
Fraglichly yours,
The crazy girl you went to Germany with...

Re: Schattig? Was?

[eirecheckers17]

Well. It is my life goal to rock your life. I can now die happy...wait, wait. I'm already dead. I can rest in peace, knowing my life goal was fulfilled. And you are welcome for the entertainment. I do what I can. Oh! The german word I found was- blast. can't remember. Eh.

[lorelessmoon]

Hehe, found your lj through the ninja leader's. An unfortunate loss to pirates everywhere. How can you be either a goat or a sheep? I thought you were supposed to be God. *Does random hand flourish*

[eirecheckers17]

Uh oh. More ninjers read this? grrrrrrreat. I am god. That is why, if you will refer to above comments, I am flying around on a checkered nuke watching everyone ;)

[lorelessmoon]

Bwahaha... Of course. That would explain why you can answer people while dead.