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[eisarie03]

So ... it's that time of year again ... no, not finals -- funny teacher quotes!!

I'm a little short on the Plant Bio ones because I threw away a lot of my notes ...

BIO 210 - Plant Bio (Dr. Ruch)
*to be continued*

BIO 210L - Plant Bio Lab (Ben)"Secondary xylem is what you want to build your house with

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[swingbug21]

I've got some good ones from my advisor and professors.

Dr. Twining, Water Chemistry:
Bicarbonate is like your drunken friend who is just always around... that'd make a good Halloween costume! (i'm determined to be bicarbonate one year now)

Dr. Myrick (my advisor), Spectroscopy:

I'm a definitely a cat. I could be a dog... if I were a younger cat.

If you don't see CO2 peaks in the spectrum of your breath, then you're a vampire... or a zombie.

Light "tickles" matter.

... and no one likes to be reflected!

[eisarie03]

oh, science humor. Grad school has made me oh so aware of how nerdy I can be. Physiology jokes are plentiful around my lab.