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now cooking can only result in a delicacy if said hobbit is alive for the most part.
anyway, once you get hold of one, put it inside a really huge pot.
also inside the pot make sure you have the following:
sweetcorn, sugar cubes, half a chicken, a dildo, rice, water, wine (shitloads), asparangus and an american apple pie.
the hobbit being an overly masochistic creature will proceed in drinking all the wine and then try to stick all else up its ass. note that dildo goes in last as to prevent anything from escaping.
after hobbit does that, add water till pot is full. with the hobbit presumably drowned by now, boil for abt 2 hours and then:
Stuffed Hobbit
please note that you can try the same with your average dwarf, but make sure you shave him first, and even then he tastes like jellyfish which is yacky :P
a bit late (like a year) but i hope you are happy now. btw, now i m sure the carrot was right... my recipe is on your lj >:D
enjoy >:D
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