I can sleep through loud rap music.

Thanks for the Eminem and Wu-Tang Clan cameos in my dreams, iTunes.

-Randy

Champs.

-Randy

Had a major meltdown brought on by deer blood and guts all over my windshield, dropped out of biology, put myself into a weed coma all day, played some music at Bryan's, danced with some girls to Michael Jackson, had another meltdown, ate some ravioli, shut Matt down on Dr. Mario. I was so ill at ease yesterday, it really was comparable to eating ( Read more... )

I'm free.

It's a horrible thing.

Here come the sad songs.

-Randy

Half is great, half is making me feel a bit unraveled.

Sorry I didn't call you back, Danny. I want to rock it all over the place next week, maybe watch Predator, whatever. I'll call you.

Madalyn and I saw Jonathan Richman last night and for the first time in months, I felt like life was worth living. See him as many times as you can.

-Randy

One day you have a roommate, the next day you own the 'Krush Groove' soundtrack.

Also: writing the song for the underage drinking commercial was fun. Somebody give me another assignment.

-Randy

Vacancy at the Casa de Heyer.

-Randy

What makes you happy?

-Randy

Robots are making people surrender to the cops, Slayer tickets are being sold at Tan and Tone America, I spent my day-off working, and now no one will talk to me.

Strange things, happy things, borrowed things, blue things.

-Randy

New one, but I might not use it. Still.

-Randy