I woke up in his left hand. I told him I was ready to raise an army. He has never known a servant as loyal as I am.

We will take the throne.

No apologies, the Devil has lost his breath and is going blind, and from ( Read more... )

"The death toll across Asia from tsunamis triggered by a huge earthquake off
Indonesia grows to more than 11,000."

If I'm payin, you better rock me harder than that.

I have made it to the promised land. I now shit blood.

All in all, it's been a great fucking holiday season.

1 more to go

Holidays are like herpes; just when you think you're in the clear, here comes another outbreak of holiday cheer.

Here's to hoping all your festive glee burns you when you pee.

I'm putting the X back in Xmas. I'm decorating a tree in my front yard, and on Xmas eve, I'm going to light that motherfucker on fire. Maybe roast some marshmallows, open the gifts I paid too much for, get piss-ass drunk . .. you know, the usual.

can I trade emo kids back in for the coffee shop gothic?

I want someone to abuse.

Any takers?

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Actually, no. Christ was taken out of Christmas by Capitalism and rampant consumerism. It is not a religious holiday for most Americans, it seems. From the Christmas tree to retail, it's all about the economy. It's all about gifts. "The spirit of Christmas" (from A Christmas Carroll) isn't even about Jesus. It's about family, the spirit of ( Read more... )