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Feb 01, 2007 15:56

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phwbc February 1 2007, 23:44:30 UTC

http://jazzcat7.livejournal.com/61253.html?thread=292165#t292165

pacmaster February 1 2007, 23:49:39 UTC

I use this remedy when I baby-sit for ADHD kindergarteners, it's really pretty simple.

1) Find a bottle of chlorophorm.
2) Soak a small hand towel in the chlorophorm.
3) Use a clothespin to shut your nostrils tight.
4) Roll the towel up, insert it into your mouth, and bite down tight.
5) Sprint up and down the stairs. You'll know when to stop.

Remember, if you refuse any of these steps then I'll f*cking BRAND you.

lord_vor February 1 2007, 23:51:30 UTC

Hit yourself in the face with a tack hammer. Do it a lot.

nivekmage February 4 2007, 20:38:43 UTC

It's 'Harry Potter and the Naked Rider'

Take a look, children.

coolninia February 7 2007, 03:53:11 UTC

You are such a nerd. Shouldn't that level of excitement wait until it's a little closer to when the book is going to come out?

el_bandito30 February 11 2007, 17:38:25 UTC

You want to know how much of a nerd I am? As soon as I found out the release date, I was so excited I had to go for a walk; I literally couldn't sit still at my computer. And during that walk, I celebrated the occasion by listening to Beethoven's Fifth. THAT's how much of a nerd I am.