I ate too much ice cream this evening. Why do I always eat the whole pint?

[el_dub]

Today I took a bike ride, something I haven't done in a while. On my way back I decided to stop off and spend some time at the pirate park by the river. I got on a swing and after a few minutes a kid who looked about 4 years old walked over to the other one and was too short to get on it but swung it back and forth a bit. I didn't want to kick

Comments

[edfnblair]

I WILL KILL YOU.

i have a question for you, nathan.
i will e-mail it to you when the e-mails are working agains.

[portionsfrfoxes]

that kid sounds fucking awesome.

[pechebleu]

Weird.

[davyjoneshocker]

Dude, REAL men abuse children AND run over dogs, grow a penis.