Would somebody like to buy this for me for Christmas?

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0006A05RM/103-1322339-9306248

Tonight, I'm hosting the first annual White Trash Bash. The rules are, come dressed as white trash, and drink beer out of a can or whiskey out of the bottle. We supply the country music. You supply the cowboy boots ( Read more... )

Okay: I was going to post something telling you all about how my busy little life is going. But fankly, this supercedes that. In a big way ( Read more... )

This is a post that I had to make on my Documentary Film class' online message board ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
"Is she small of build?"
-Adèle, in reference to a girl I'd like her to beat up.

"He chortled as he stared into their eyes, his swimming with ecstasy as he nestled in the beautiful sight and listened to the heavenly music of the flies sucking the honey from their pricks, the soothing cacophony of their strangled screams, the throbbing beat of their panicked hearts."
-Hubert Selby Jr, from The RoomThis is the most beautiful book ( Read more... )

i am drunk, and i am freidrich in the sound of musick, hwwich i chousl be watvching right now, but i refuse to.
so i am going to bed
adieu adieu to yieu and yieu and yieu

I really do have love to give. I just don't know where to put it.
-Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

It's 12:30, the internet isn't working. i'm slightly drunk, and i'm not at all in the mood for this.
i guess i am going to bed.

i love you, and i can't do anything about it for a while because i am a pussy.

It's crisis time again -- though this isn't nearly as bad as that whole John Mayer debaucle, which I apologize profusely about -- as I have just bought the new !!! CD. (For those who don't know, a certain dance-punk band is called !!! when written down, but said out loud by pronouncing any three sylables in succession. The most popular audible ( Read more... )

A terrifying thing happened to me today. I realized that I like John Mayer's cover of Kid A by Radiohead better than the original.