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Well I feel much better today. Midol = good. Sorry people... I just went through a really girly phase. I brought up feelings I havent had in quite awhile and it made me nervous and all upset... but I'm better now.
You have to try this...
No cheating!!!
1. Pick twenty movies that are ones that you enjoy or mean something to you.
2. Pick a few lines of dialogue that mean something to you.
3. As people guess the film, strike out that entry.
1. "You in the military?" "No. I just have short hair."
2. "You can milk just about anything with nipples." "I have nipples, could you milk me?" Meet the Parents
3. "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17." Pulp Fiction
4. "I have nothing... to live for out there."
"What is out there?"
"Boundless human stupidity."
"I can live with that." Cube
5. "Yes I have risked, I hope I am always able to risk everything for the just and right cause." also (just bc I like it so much...) "The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe." The Village
6. "Promise me you'll never die."
"You know I can't promise that."
"Promise me you'll never die and I'll make love to you right now."
"I promise I'll never die." Team America
7. "Can we read it?"
"No."
"Can you paraphrase it for us?"
"I don't think so."
"Is it dark?"
"Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note." The Royal Tenenbaums
8. "Did you know that eating alone could cause kidney damage? And that's BAD." 21 Grams
9. "You can't change who people are without destroying who they were." Butterfly Effect
10. "Number 1, I don't remember how often I used to jerk off, but it was a lot. Number 2, I wasn't pissed off at my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and mom were doing in the bedroom. Number 3, I don't look in the toilet before I flush it. Number 4, I haven't wet my bed for a long time. Number 5, why don't the two of you go fuck yourselves; I'm outta here."
11. "You still got your boots, cowboy?"
"Yes. They were tied on."
12. "You remember the day I went out for cigarettes and didn't come back? You must have noticed!" Oceans 11
13. "I wouldn't be afraid of death if I was you. I'd be more afraid of driving in rush hour traffic."
14. "You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, 'Where the hell's the whiskey?'"
15. "These jeans make me look fat!"
"Ah no, your fat butt makes you look fat!"
16. "In your dreams, douche-bag!"
"Douche-bags are hygienic products, I take that as a compliment. Thank you."
"Ewww!" Wet Hot American Summer,
17. "Everything you value in this world I gave to you, you ungrateful piece of shit!"
18. "How 'bout a kiss?"
"I'd love a kiss."
"I think she talkin' to me. And, uh, I think I can handle it."
19. "Well I like school... and I like football... and I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both because they make me feel good.
And by the way, Mama... alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata.
And I like Vicki and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too." <>The Waterboy
20. "On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That is was my job? My job?"
"You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?"
"Yes... I think I can."
Ad I don't know how to cross stuff out so I'll just bold the answer when you get it. If any of you know how it'd be great if you'd share. :)
Edit: Yay... I figured out to cross stuff out! I rock.