Do as I say, and you'll live!
It's quite easy to see that Snakes on a Plane follows all the horror movie rules to perfection...have sex, you die. Say, "I'll be right back," you die. Are you a bitter old man or a weathered woman close to retirement? You die. Of course, the general flow of events...introduction, exposition, initial attack, lull, attack [repeat], lull, final showdown, final surprise, also follows standard rules. Other memorable lines include, "You fucking snake! Get off my fucking dick!" and "Come on! Any of you would have done the same thing!" (you'll have to see the movie to understand the second line, but people were clapping because of it) All in all, a very fun time at the movie theater, and delivered on all the mindless and gory fun that it promised. Not to mention that cute stewardess Tiffany...but don't these people know that relationships formed under dangerous circumstances rarely last?