The good, the bad and the clichéd.

[el_guitarrista]

I've just asked my passion and interest in my work to come to my office after it took a four day undisclosed, unrecorded absence. A stern talking to, while focussing on its good points returned it to the status of model employee

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[false_name]

Ooh, I do like lists - they give me much to respond to!

1) "I've just asked my passion and interest in my work to come to my office after it took a four day undisclosed, unrecorded absence. A stern talking to, while focussing on its good points returned it to the status of model employee."

I had a similar discussion in 1998, and we terminated his contract via mutual consent. :(

2) "I found something out about myself that I didn't like, and have changed as a result (self discovery being incredibly interesting)."

What? What? Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

3) "and the promise of seeing one of my Radio Comedy heroes perform live."

But we didn't win the competition, so we're not technically radio stars yet. :( ;)

Seriously, we should probably nab tickets soon... I shall see if Ali's up for it and then book for us if you like?

[el_guitarrista]

1) You should try advertising for replacements for his post.

2) Ask me when I'm drunk and we're at the park at christmas, but don't necessarily expect an answer even then.

3) If you could sort out tickets that would be fantastic. You should probably take a leaf out of modern ticket agents' books and charge a booking fee at about 20% of the ticket face value.

4) It's a shame with list based exchanges how they end up getting shorter and shorter. I'm BUCKING THE TREND.

[false_name]

4) Yes it is. But I'm a stickler for rules.

[false_name]

Which would have been so much more "hilarious" if I'd logged in.