I've fallen victim to this... thing. But I won't be a dick about it, so I'll follow instructions ( Read more... )

EDIT: I fixed the quarters quote. Chris didn't really favor it, so I changed it for the better ( Read more... )

So I found this:

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Ok. Today, I thought about something. On TV I watched someone filing their TV with a nailfiler while babbling incessantly. That's pretty fucking crazy. But, where is the defining line for insane? When do you decide that someone is no longer just weird, and you need to call the asylum? So I decided to find out. I asked "What does someone have to do ( Read more... )

Uh. I accidently stapled my finger.

It's bleeding.
Shit, what do I do.


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Hey, look what I found.


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Alright, I know parenting has to be really hard. I also understand that children run around uncontrollably because... well, they're young. But seriously, parents need to know when to take some fucking responsibility! Little Skippy's beginning to piss off everyone in the same building. FIX IT. Skippy won't shut the hell up, because you allow him to ( Read more... )

Piet Mondrian. Piet Mondrian is quite possibly THE most overrated person I've ever heard of ( Read more... )

fix. TAKS ( Read more... )