Voice

[el_legendaire]

[Recording clicks on to quiet, unrecognizable noise for a minute, resolving into uneven breathing as the person moves closer, and then a dead exhausted and strained voice speaks.]

Can't you kids stay out of trouble for five minutes.

Comments

1/?.

[mercyrule]

2/?.

[mercyrule]

3/?.

[mercyrule]

4/?.

[mercyrule]

[sorcerously]

Unfortunately, no.

[el_legendaire]

It's a terrible shame, darlin'. And yet expected.

[sorcerously]

People are predictable.

[el_legendaire]

They are. My hopes of coming back to a peaceful and reformed society are cruelly dashed yet again.

So, what kind of mayhem have I missed?

[el_legendaire]

Val darlin'.

[el_legendaire]

Are you planning to hit me as well?

[greediguts]

Of course not. It's not fun when we behave.

[el_legendaire]

Very true. I'd be out of a job, for sure.

Should I be expecting your little blond friend to come ravening out of the bushes to punish me for speaking to you?

[greediguts]

Besides, we need just a little bit of chaos to go with our order~ otherwise the world would probably implode.

...? Oh, Giovanni? No, he's in a much better mode now than he was then.

[el_legendaire]

Good. He seems the type to hold grudges.

Now that I'm back from the dead, I'll have to drop by your bar sometime and return the favor of depleting your liquor supply.

Strikes unhackable

[focusedly]

I'm doing my level best. Sir.

Do you have an estimate on when you'll be taking the helm back? Hopefully within the next five minutes so that I don't have to take my turn sparking a diplomatic incident and can blame our poor performance entirely on Citrine?

Oh, and welcome back.

lawl sasuke

[el_legendaire]

I was figuring on waiting until I could stand on my own power again, actually. If it wouldn't be a terrible, terrible inconvenience to you boys and girls.

Why thank you, Sasuke.