El diario del Jefe, Octava Entrada

[el_tomatino]

I think Lovi~ already told everyone, but this island we have arrived to is very nice! The señoritas all treat us very kindly, giving us different sorts of food and a royal treatment. I don't really want to leave, but I guess we will eventually have to - it isn't very nice to take advantage of them like this, is it

Comments

[prussianized]

The two of you are idiots. I would suggest leaving that place.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Shut the fuck up, macho--

Wait.

Just shut the fuck up, I don't care who you are!

[prussianized]

I am quite serious, even if you are not. Find your boat, and go.

[buonobuono_ooh]

Why would I? So that YOU can come right up behind us and be their gods instead?

[warriorothesea]

...snusnu? That sounds kind of sinister.

[el_tomatino]

But they always seem very happy when they say it!

[warriorothesea]

They could just be sadists or something!!

[el_tomatino]

They've been really nice to us so far!

[deutschy]

I'm going to echo what West said. You guys are retards.

[el_tomatino]

What do you mean? We're getting a lot of free stuff!

[deutschy]

Antonio. Have you not seen that pirates movie with Johnny Depp and his mass amounts of eyeliner? They land on an island where the natives try to sacrifice them!

[el_tomatino]

Oh, but real natives are not like that Lud- I mean, Gilbert! Besides, these señoritas are treating us really well! I can't believe people so kind would be actually evil.

[menextsnusnu]

ME WANT FIRST SNUSNU AND THEN WE START CEREMONY.

[el_tomatino]

So snusnu is not a part of the ceremony?

[menextsnusnu]

IT TIME SNUSNU AND THEN TIME CEREMONY. LARGER MAN BE PATIENT.

[el_tomatino]

But I'm not sure what snusnu is! Do I have to prepare for it?

[melovesnusnu]

I CALL FIRST SNUSNU OF SMALLER MAN.

[el_tomatino]

You want Lovi first, then??

[melovesnusnu]

YES. ME LOVE SNUSNU.

THEN ME WANT YOU SNUSNU TOO.

[el_tomatino]

Well, I'll do my best to give you both what you guys want!