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[elaborateburn]

Last night I got wasted and rolled down a sand dune and ended up in a THORN BUSH.

I am a hot mess this morning.

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[petalsandflames]

lol omg. are you still picking them out of your bum?

[elaborateburn]

Yes. :(

[petalsandflames]

oh hell, you poor thing. :(

*mails a sliver of my huge monster aloe plant*

I hope you feel better!

[anonymous]

I am stealing your icon picture for my own personal amusement. that is fantastic. ;)

[elaborateburn]

Catastrophic drunk-falls seem to be my 'thing' don't they? At least I didn't lose any teeth this time.

[northern_lad_]

sometimes i wish i had your life. seems so much more eventful than my own.

[elaborateburn]

I could have done without, but I guess it makes for a good story. And really, I'm a grad student. My life isn't that exciting.

[stabby_bitch]

"thorn bush"

think about it.

yeah.

[elaborateburn]

bush is my arch-nemesis! when are you moving to LA?