why is this so funny to me IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY

[elapses]

There's a "state of my life" post sitting in my livejournal client right now and like, it's too big for me to not post now so I'm sure you'll all see it eventually but

I'M WATCHING ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK, RIGHT, and there's this whole stalker-courtship thing going on in episode three, which culminates* in a terrible verbal poem that goes:

before

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[dudski]

AHHHHHH, THAT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS how far in are you?

[elapses]

I'm through episode six!

[spunspider]

lol wtf dude you're like the coolest person i know. that's just the most ridiculous connection to a tv show i've ever heard.

[elapses]

I JUST CAN'T STOP CACKLING AT THE FACT THAT SHE COULDN'T COME UP WITH IT BY HERSELF

I mean obviously I couldn't either but I'm not a professional writer of television

[spunspider]

she needs to be informed that she got caught out.

[elapses]

tbh if she had a twitter I'd do it

I'd probably sandwich it in praise but I'd still do it

[forthesky]

I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH

and I want the state of your life post very badly

[elapses]

IT WILL HAVE PICTURES!!!!! BE EXCITED!! although honestly it's not much you don't know -- i think all you missed was HOW FUCKING MUCH i had to work in may and also the phase right after that where i was basically fused with my bed rewatching the good wife because i was so happy to have leisure time

I WISH YOU'D DO ONE TOO but i guess i've already seen a lot of your europe pictures

[century_fox]

omg crying at that story LOL that's so great
i will hopefully start watching orange is the new black soon!!!!!!

also your girls f(x) are coming back soon!!! i am happy for you :)

[elapses]

you should it was a really good ride!!

I'M HAPPY FOR ME TOO I V NAIVELY THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN IN LIKE, MAY