Usually I do these sorts of things on the internet while at work, but now I have a place to actually put them. Excellent.

( Seme or uke quiz )

I have been noticing that my lovely little employee Kyuso has been conversing to his lover using this medium while he is at work. So I became intrigued and looked into it, and here I am.

My name is Derecho Elastar, small business man, owner of a massage parlour, driver of fast cars. And apparently I make Kyuso's lover paranoid.