INFOPOST: GET ON THE TRAIN CHOO CHOOOOOOOO

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PRINCESS ANNA OF ARENDELLE, Frozen

• Sophomore, at age 15.
• The younger princess of Arendelle. You have presumably heard of Arendelle, what with its Queen-to-be attending school here for the past year.
• Is from a different universe than iceolatedqueen, so she isn't the Anna who came for Parents' Weekend.
• I'm breaking canon sideways to get her here, in one very simple way: during the climactic argument at Elsa's coronation, Anna doesn't manage to grab Elsa's glove. This means that Elsa doesn't unleash the ice-fu, and doesn't race off to the mountains to hang with Marshmallow and make a castle.
• Instead of eloping, Elsa convinces Anna to go to boarding school. If she can go to school and graduate and wait until she comes of age, and still wants to marry Hans, Elsa will give her blessing.
• Yes, Elsa is banking on "actually meeting other people her own age" snapping Anna out of this stupid, stupid idea.
• Has no powers, and has no idea Elsa has powers.
• Wants to befriend every last one of you.

ELEANOR HOLLOWAY (nee Lamb), Bioshock 2

• Junior, age 17.
• One year out of Rapture, and actually making friends.
• Dragged several people back to help her rescue her Aunt Grace, and a little sister named Louise, as well. This was traumatic for most of them, but seriously awesome for most of us OOC. Just saying.
• Was recently adopted by the aforementioned Aunt Grace, thus changing her name from Eleanor Lamb to Eleanor Holloway.
• Dating Joker, and lost her virginity over winter break. Good job, Eleanor!
• Was locked up and experimented on for most of her life, thus resulting in lots of unresolved anger issues and nervousness around scientists and doctors.
• Hopes she never sees her biological mother ever again.

SORCERESS RINOA HEARTILLY, Final Fantasy VIII

• Owns the Magic Box in town.
• Will also be teaching this semester -- a class about coming to terms with powers, co-taught with Jono Starsmore.
• Has a boyfriend/soulmate/Knight, Squall Leonhart, who owns the comic book shop in town.
• Awakened as a Sorceress at age 17, and has a shitload of arcane power. Like, can melt dimensions if she tries hard enough, levels of mojo. This scares her, but it's also why she has a Knight: to keep her from going crazy.
• Many Sorceresses DO go crazy, so it's a realistic kind of threat. This will presumably come up in class.
• Has a rescue dog named Angelo. No, really. Angelo freaking rocks.

PAMELA POOVEY, Archer

• Will be employed at Cheryl's new establishment, the Hobby Lobby Craft Store and Birth Control Megacenter. They plan to make condom-art.
• Former teacher. Is possibly the least qualified teacher ever. Well, second least, next to Cheryl.
• Lives with Cheryl, because she is both cheap and brave.
• Calls herself a 'sturdy bisexual.' Meaning that she is both hefty (plus-size girl in the house) and will fuck anything that moves.
• Is canonically a sex goddess. Mrowr!
• Less crazy than Cheryl. This is like deciding which ocean is more dry.
• Gets addicted to cocaine, in canon, and drops like half her body weight before she gets dragged to rehab. I'm totally going to play with the coke addiction at some point, but not the weight loss, because Fat Pam = Best Pam.

RIKKU, Final Fantasy X

• Is bailing again so she can wander with her SO, Reno. They might be back. You never know, with these two.
• Does not get more info here because she is going off-island. If she wanted a more useful infopost, she should have stuck around.

THE RELLY
No one can be told what the Relly is. You have to experience it for yourself.



BOOYA. That is, in fact, six-year-old me, dancing like the biggest fucking goober on the planet. WOO! I have way too much self-esteem to link to the full vidahahahahaha yeah right, it's here.

I have three cats and am married to that weird Noah person. I don't bite (much). I also don't have 'net access at work, so expect random bouts of SP from me whenever I have to do that whole work thing.

I should have done images for my girls but that sounds like effort~~~ so instead BOOM DONE.