What's your name for the cup, sir?

[elbert]

Because the name Elbert is so unique, Starbucks baristas almost always get it wrong. "Albert? Gilbert? Elmer? Ver?" It gets tiring. I've tried "God", but I got tired of the stares from other customers nearby. "COFFEE FOR GOD! ...GOD?"

To simplify, I just gave them a name that's familiar to everyone: John.

This is what I got:

Comments

[anonymous]

Look on the bright side. You don't get a sudden sex change.

Barrista: Can I get your name Miss?
Me: It's Jamie

a few moments later

Barrista: COFEEE FOR ALVIE!!!

o_o Pokra.

[csi_miamie126]

Why is this in "Anonymous"? Rar. Still me.