A MEME
1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ?
I shall call it Fred, he is on my knee. There was this dude who picked a fight with me in school. I saw that he was much bigger than me, so I RAN. He also ran after me and then tripped me up. I flew through the air, and skidded alog the ground, and somehow luckily all I came away with was a giant hole in my knee.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
WALLPAPER.... And posters.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Blue, seethrough, and somehow, all the dirt has gotten on the INSIDE.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
A bit of everything. Pretty literally.
5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
Lil Kim in a corset.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Easier exams.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My work ethic
8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
Real early in the morning.
WHERE IS QUESTION 9??
Up your bum.
10.WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?
Racism. I ain't joking.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Not really anymore.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
I honestly don't remember.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't really use cologne. I'm just going to go with Lynx deodorant :P
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Uh. Eye colour? I can't even remember what eye colour any girlfriend I've ever had has had. Hair? Red probably. Followed closely by any other.
15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS?
They are a necessary evil.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Energy drinks. Can't stand coffee.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Meat, Meat and Meat. Unfortunately, I have switched to meat, vegetable and vegetable because heart attacks hurt. :P
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Bread and Butter Pudding. The dessert of real men.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Long list. I'm too good at it. Probably Beth.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Yes. Not very well anymore. Remember French forever my arse.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Plush lamb.
22. DO U LIKE SOMEONE?
OMG YA! I DO! I like many people.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Oxfam
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Monster Truck
27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?
Marriage is a rather poorly thought out idea. When you are in an exclusive relationship with someone, you are saying to them "I like you, and I would like to spend an as yet undisclosed amount of time with you, but for the time being assume forever". Marriage is like saying "Yeah. But can I get that in WRITING". Marriage if anything is more of a statement of possession and distrust, making it more difficult for one to get out of a relationship should it go sour. IF the relationship goes well, then it will last. If it does not, then it is selfish to keep your partner in it.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Most likely. Without Superhuman Buddha control.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Big actions.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
A number from one to a hundred.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Both. In a jacuzzi.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
Uh. Unsure. Possibly Beth.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Other people.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF ENGLAND?
Yes. It wasn't so great, so I came back.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Kryptonite. And a somewhat repetitively injured left leg.
36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Toy panda.
37. FIRST JOB?
Website designer! I was crap at it.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes. In school, before they learned to control the network properly, an absurd number of people would abuse the schools computer facilities, mostly chatrooms and rubbish. Me and synthclarion at the tender age of 13 were extreme perpetrators of this. One day with him looking over my shoulder, I typed his phone number into the chatroom; it was stupid, I forget why mostly just to aggrivate him probably. Later that night however, I convinced my sister to call him up and pretend to be a crazy person from the internet. Oh how I laughed. He nearly had a fit next time I spoke to him.
I was a horrible child. :D
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Reading comics.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
ELECTRIC CYBORG NOSE
41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE?
I am unusre what love is. I've had a few times when I *thought* I was, usually under the affluence of incahol.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Razor wit, secret heart of gold, occasionally hair.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Become the next coming of Capone.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
PS3. I sure as hell ain't going to be able to afford it.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
13. I need a football team.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Middle. It's the longest.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
I honestly don't remember.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Haha. NO. And NOONE else does either.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
Bacon. (Onions really)
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Many.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
A rock demo CD I bought from a loony guy I know who hangs out at the Trocadero out of pity.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yeah. Definitely.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Yes.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes. But not *too* much. They sure help :P
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Sarcasm.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Birmingham.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No. I do so because I have to.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A tie between a teddy Bear called Snowy, and my Lego.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
MAny.
62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
For medicinal purposes only.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yes.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Human organs.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Jez.
67. WHAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED?
A few years back , I used to get indigestion in the worst way. I dunno why, and it doesn't happen anymore, but it used to feel like my entire ribcage was crushing whatever was inside.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Nope. I do when I put them on however.
69. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SPILLED?
Water. On my laptop. HELLO USB KEYBOARD
71.WHAT'S THE LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED?
No comment. REALLY no comment.
72.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Red.
73. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS?
Elton John.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None. I think.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Not really.
76. WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Silence.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Pizza, with Pepperoni, onion, sweetcorn.
78.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Dad.
79.WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Boobs. I admit this.
80.FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
All music provokes thought. I dunno why.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Jack Daniels if you mean alcoholic. Milk, if you mean favourite out of anything.
83.FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Gemini. They're so blatantly doing it.
84.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Rugby.
85.WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
86.EYE COLOR?
Blue.
88.SIBLINGS?
A sister.
89.FAVORITE MONTH?
August.
90.DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
No. I hate fish.
91.LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Star Trek, embarassingly enough. Was the first time I'd watched wince 2004/5 or so.
92.FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
New Years.
93.ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Not really anymore. It gets easier with practice :P
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
95.KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96.RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I think I prefer the former, but the latter is more efficient :P
97.WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
God.
98. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Hitler.
99. BIGGEST FEAR?
Machine guns.
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Isn't everyone?,
I shall call it Fred, he is on my knee. There was this dude who picked a fight with me in school. I saw that he was much bigger than me, so I RAN. He also ran after me and then tripped me up. I flew through the air, and skidded alog the ground, and somehow luckily all I came away with was a giant hole in my knee.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
WALLPAPER.... And posters.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE?
Blue, seethrough, and somehow, all the dirt has gotten on the INSIDE.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
A bit of everything. Pretty literally.
5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE?
Lil Kim in a corset.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Easier exams.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My work ethic
8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN?
Real early in the morning.
WHERE IS QUESTION 9??
Up your bum.
10.WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP?
Racism. I ain't joking.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Not really anymore.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
I honestly don't remember.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME?
I don't really use cologne. I'm just going to go with Lynx deodorant :P
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Uh. Eye colour? I can't even remember what eye colour any girlfriend I've ever had has had. Hair? Red probably. Followed closely by any other.
15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS?
They are a necessary evil.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
Energy drinks. Can't stand coffee.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Meat, Meat and Meat. Unfortunately, I have switched to meat, vegetable and vegetable because heart attacks hurt. :P
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Bread and Butter Pudding. The dessert of real men.
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
Long list. I'm too good at it. Probably Beth.
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
Yes. Not very well anymore. Remember French forever my arse.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU?
Plush lamb.
22. DO U LIKE SOMEONE?
OMG YA! I DO! I like many people.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Oxfam
25. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR?
Monster Truck
27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE?
Marriage is a rather poorly thought out idea. When you are in an exclusive relationship with someone, you are saying to them "I like you, and I would like to spend an as yet undisclosed amount of time with you, but for the time being assume forever". Marriage is like saying "Yeah. But can I get that in WRITING". Marriage if anything is more of a statement of possession and distrust, making it more difficult for one to get out of a relationship should it go sour. IF the relationship goes well, then it will last. If it does not, then it is selfish to keep your partner in it.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Most likely. Without Superhuman Buddha control.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Big actions.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
A number from one to a hundred.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Both. In a jacuzzi.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?
Uh. Unsure. Possibly Beth.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
Other people.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF ENGLAND?
Yes. It wasn't so great, so I came back.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Kryptonite. And a somewhat repetitively injured left leg.
36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
Toy panda.
37. FIRST JOB?
Website designer! I was crap at it.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes. In school, before they learned to control the network properly, an absurd number of people would abuse the schools computer facilities, mostly chatrooms and rubbish. Me and synthclarion at the tender age of 13 were extreme perpetrators of this. One day with him looking over my shoulder, I typed his phone number into the chatroom; it was stupid, I forget why mostly just to aggrivate him probably. Later that night however, I convinced my sister to call him up and pretend to be a crazy person from the internet. Oh how I laughed. He nearly had a fit next time I spoke to him.
I was a horrible child. :D
39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Reading comics.
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
ELECTRIC CYBORG NOSE
41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE?
I am unusre what love is. I've had a few times when I *thought* I was, usually under the affluence of incahol.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Razor wit, secret heart of gold, occasionally hair.
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Become the next coming of Capone.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
PS3. I sure as hell ain't going to be able to afford it.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
13. I need a football team.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No.
48. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Middle. It's the longest.
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
I honestly don't remember.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Haha. NO. And NOONE else does either.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE VEGETABLE?
Bacon. (Onions really)
52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Many.
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF?
A rock demo CD I bought from a loony guy I know who hangs out at the Trocadero out of pity.
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Yeah. Definitely.
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL?
Yes.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yes. But not *too* much. They sure help :P
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER?
Sarcasm.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Birmingham.
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
No. I do so because I have to.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
A tie between a teddy Bear called Snowy, and my Lego.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
MAny.
62. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
For medicinal purposes only.
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yes.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Human organs.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Jez.
67. WHAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED?
A few years back , I used to get indigestion in the worst way. I dunno why, and it doesn't happen anymore, but it used to feel like my entire ribcage was crushing whatever was inside.
68. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Nope. I do when I put them on however.
69. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SPILLED?
Water. On my laptop. HELLO USB KEYBOARD
71.WHAT'S THE LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED?
No comment. REALLY no comment.
72.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Red.
73. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS?
Elton John.
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
None. I think.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Not really.
76. WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Silence.
77. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Pizza, with Pepperoni, onion, sweetcorn.
78.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Dad.
79.WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Boobs. I admit this.
80.FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?
All music provokes thought. I dunno why.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE:
82. FAVORITE DRINK:
Jack Daniels if you mean alcoholic. Milk, if you mean favourite out of anything.
83.FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN:
Gemini. They're so blatantly doing it.
84.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT?
Rugby.
85.WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Brown.
86.EYE COLOR?
Blue.
88.SIBLINGS?
A sister.
89.FAVORITE MONTH?
August.
90.DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
No. I hate fish.
91.LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
Star Trek, embarassingly enough. Was the first time I'd watched wince 2004/5 or so.
92.FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
New Years.
93.ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Not really anymore. It gets easier with practice :P
94. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer.
95.KISSES OR HUGS?
Hugs.
96.RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I think I prefer the former, but the latter is more efficient :P
97.WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
God.
98. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Hitler.
99. BIGGEST FEAR?
Machine guns.
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU?
Isn't everyone?,