I actually took third place at that contest when i was in the 4th grade. I wanted to be a goalie back then. Technically, I did do Edward Fortyhands, although it was more like Edward Forty-and-a-can. But the premise was the same. And I finished both without pissing myself. Then I fell asleep in the bathtub.
3rd place overall? That's pretty good. I know my fifth grade year they sort of changed it from a "speech contest" to more of an "essay contest." I really had the best SPEECH at the finals, but some of the others had a little more information and shit. Much more boring, but I guess that's what they were looking for.
Christopher, if I was there, I would of bathed you.
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I'm not sure if that applies here or not...
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Christopher, if I was there, I would of bathed you.
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