Fascinating.

May 28, 2009 19:16

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phrenia May 29 2009, 03:52:59 UTC
Gosh, I love these quotes. At least you GET to roleplay. I wish I had that, personally.

Dunno if I'd pay that much for a dating service, but maybe things will pan out for you. Or you can cancel! Maybe. Mrrr.

On the book front: I can't find the damn thing. One of the hugest books I've ever had in my inventory, and I CAN'T FIND IT.
WTF
I know it's somewhere. But where that is, eludes me.

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eldavo May 30 2009, 06:02:34 UTC
My shit randomly implodes on itself. I think the weight of the depressingness in the book is what caused it to collapse into a void of negative time and space.

The really sad thing is that the best quotes are context-sensitive. You'd have to know the characters. "Neckra would wear out Blackrazor" just doesn't mean a thing if you haven't heard of either.

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phrenia May 30 2009, 06:03:48 UTC
Oh, but I already imagined all kinds of scenarios with hilarious characters fitting those names.

I can infer a lot.

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whitedove1 May 29 2009, 05:24:25 UTC
I don't think you're going anywhere. It's a standard letter that a lot of ppl got. Just hang in there.

I'm having a pretty stressful evening also :(

Was hoping you'd be on 'ahoo, but I must have missed you.

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eldavo May 30 2009, 06:04:53 UTC
I just got off the chat line with your tipsy ass. Rock those boxers, babe. I haven't even gotten a letter, though. They're talking about "placing" me rather than firing me, so the technicalities are more fun.

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whitedove1 May 30 2009, 06:11:34 UTC
Guess you don't look at the TIME something was posted, you untipsy goof.
I posted that last night.

and off to bed I go with my semi-tipsy ass.

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Shitburgers gtboss May 29 2009, 17:04:19 UTC
Life doesn't make any sense. The better you are, the more you get fucked with. I finished the final install of my LAST project yesterday. That's right, GTE is officially out of business. My second failed construction company. I now rely on gold mining and the Highway Patrol. One of them better work out. I hope you don't get riffed. They said that those with less than 15 mo tenure will be laid off, obviously they lied. As for the women....shit, you outta come up here. We got some fly mountain ladies looking for "not white trash" people. Real women, not the trendy "I don't know what the fuck I want" city bitches.

Anyway, we'll send some enegy your way and see you on Sunday. I'll bet I can find your engine problem with the OBD-II.

Peace.

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Re: Shitburgers eldavo May 30 2009, 06:13:23 UTC
Psht. How do they know I'm not white trash? Hey, hook me up tomorrow. I'll be charming as shit. Yes. As eloquent and debonair as a turd. I'll go to court with that.

Sucks about construction business number two. Stupid economic downturns. On the other hand, doesn't it make you feel important to imagine that the reason the economy hit the crapper is just to screw you? You can tell from the rest of my post that my pompous ass loves that perspective.

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Re: Shitburgers gtboss May 30 2009, 15:23:22 UTC
It does work that way. Life for me is about experience, not becoming something. I already am what I am. Anything I get to involved with goes away, except for my family, thank God. I am happy to just have the experience of doing what I have done. I am sure that if I get into the CHP, California will formally declare its insolvency and that will go away too. Fuck it, as long as I get the training, and make one arrest, that is good enough for me ( ... )

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jelarin June 6 2009, 07:47:23 UTC
You should have a separate journal just for posting game quotes. You should post them all according to when you wrote them down or something. Or at least the ones you remember when. I could probably tell you which session each one came from if it's from your most recent game. Anyway, really funny, even though I've read these before.

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eldavo June 6 2009, 14:32:27 UTC
Now that I'm caught up, I could just start posting the quotes to the appropriate Neckra/Corlana journal.

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corlana July 29 2009, 02:55:17 UTC
Add more RPG quotes! Or give them to me so I can post them.

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