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[elderbaboongod]

and a half a bottle of rum chugged in five seconds yields five hours of being poisoned by filthy ethanol. I eventually used my antiperistaltic powers to expel the filthy substance from my body. Not my proudest moment, but when someone presents you with rum and says drink it... uh... yeah, nevermind. I can't justify my actions. I watched a rousing

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[danithesquirrel]

hehe. Tristan, I love you! :)

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[elderbaboongod]

Didn't you hear, I pledged this semester. I'm an I Felta Thi Brother. ALL THE WAY YEAH WOOOH WOOOOOOH, BRING ON THE ALCOHOL POISONING. I DRINK TILL I PUKE EVERY NIGHT OF THE FUCKING WEEK WOOO WOOO WOOOOOOOOO. ... Actually, it was kind of an accident I didn't know how much rum I drank really and I didn't know how alcoholic it was. Also, haven't you ever just done something stupid and self destructive just to see that it can be done?

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[mrduck]

Dude... that's the kind of thinking that causes 50 gallon metal kegs to explode because of the massive amount of pineapple stuffed inside.

[braininablender]

You downed that like a champ. A champion of insanity perhaps, but a champ nonetheless. I could not get the ethanol to go away like you though. Instead, a vurp out of the nose was the best I could manage. Man did that hurt. Nose-acid has a most despicable pH.

[cheeser1]

it's filthy, but not as filthy as applied mathematics.