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[elderbaboongod]

An hour and a half until my ochem exam. This could be very ugly and my death may not be far off. I ask of you my dear friends that you all attend my funeral and eat the delicious food that I will have provided. To those of you with intimate knowledge of the menu I say keep your mouths shut. Can you grok that?

Comments

[glazomaniac]

cunt

err. yes. what what?

[braininablender]

I hope you don't mind if I bring my own hot sauce. Your organs wouldn't be the same without my own special blend. And ummm, yeah. I will partake of this menu.

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[braininablender]

I'll act as the priest then and bless his dead ass. The Hell with the normal rabbi. The menu alone is too far from normal to warrant a rabbi. We're definitely eating Kosher then.

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[elderbaboongod]

Wait, to be kosher, don't I have to die painlessly from a single stroke of a special knife?

[necroarwen]

I don't actually think there are kosher rules against eating a friend...

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[elderbaboongod]

I wish that one could type and express the horrendous accent that people from Texas would say it in.

[mrduck]

Hope your test went well. I'm in the process of being slowly ripped apart by my chem class as well. Such a happy world this is.

[elderbaboongod]

we should outlaw chem... it'd be for the best I think.

josholicious

[pain_is_orange]

Can I advertise you as the latest food craze, make millions of your dead carcass, and then build you a rightful monument with mouth techno going 24/7 and a neverrending chinese food buffet being burnt in effigy to your godlike status as lord over all things "to the max"? Just a question...

If no, I want the tasty boobie meats......mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm delicious

Re: josholicious

[elderbaboongod]

Hey, I'll be dead; the biggest hyena gets the carcass.

Re: josholicious

[pain_is_orange]

FUckin' A...I am a damn large hyena
[hihihihihihihihihi]<--phgonetically transcribed hyena laughter