Dear Yule Goat!
Dear beautiful creature of Yule:
Thank you so much for bringing me glad tidings, etc! I'm going to be incredibly grateful for your offerings and I will bestow blessings upon you and your family and your cow. In fact, I bless your cow in advance!
Before we talk about the specific requests, let me introduce you to my kinks (copied from last year's letter):
Likes: hot boys, hot boys sexing, snark, humor, religious kink, areligious kink, language kink, Latin, dead 19th century authors, necks, hot boys sucking on each other's necks, not necessarily vampires, dirty raunchy porn, consensual BDSM, friends to lovers, swords, guns, Operas.
If that was too random for you, wait to you see my dislikes. Here you go, dislikes: mpregs, rape/non-con, gender swap, incest, feminization, kid fic, domestic kink, I prefer h/h to h/c, choking/asphyxiation, bad spelling, when people say "alter" but what they really mean is "altar" and het (unless it's there to subsequently lead to m/m slash). And though it may not seem like something that needs to be said, I'd also not like a death fic for Yuletide. I know, I know, I need Jesus.
And now, for my specific requests with further blessings:
1. Poldark (Ross/Dwight): I consider it to be my mission from the gods to make slash happen in this fandom. And this pairing is just rife with opportunity. They're so adorable together. I'd love to possibly learn more about that time that Dwight fixed Ross' face (it's such a beautiful face, I bet Dwight tried extra hard to fix it, and I bet Ross was really grateful). With all this drama around them, I bet there is a lot of opportunity for them to console each other (sexually). I'm also fond of thinking of them getting up to no good together. Clearly, Dwight encourages Ross' terrible behavior. I haven't read the novels so I have no idea what happens: I've only seen series 1 of the BBC show. So, feel free to do whatever, as long as "whatever" involves romance between these two pretty boys. For the record, I'm fine if Ross has to cheat on Demelza to make this happen, or he can do it with her consent, but if you want to ignore Demelza's existence, I'm also not opposed to this.
2. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) (Napoleon/Ilya): How cute are these two? I actually don't have a specific scenario in mind, as long as there is snarky dialogue and it's made clear that they're SOULMATES. J/K. Sap has no place in U.N.C.L.E. Sex is always welcome, obviously, I am myself.
3. Justified (Boyd/Raylan): Before we go on, allow me to say that my soul aches that this show is not airing anymore. It was a thing of beauty so if you can create another thing of beauty worthy of the source material, I will kow-tow and kiss your feet. Boyd Crowder is my favorite. Seriously, I LOVE HIM. While I asked for Boyd and Raylan (because obviously their relationship is the cornerstone of the entire show), I would not be opposed to reading something that focused predominantly on Boyd. However, if you're equally at home with Raylan, and would like to explore his complicated feels for the bae (the hate-love is intense!), I would also be all over that. Pre-show/post-show/during show is all acceptable!
4. Song of Achilles (Achilles/Patroclus): This is my greedy bonus request. I've always had a lot of feelings for this historical/mythological ship. If you choose to undertake this, please make this heartbreakingly beautiful and epic. No pressure! ;)
If you find yourself stuck or want to ask me a clarifying question, you can actually find me on Tumblr and drop me an Anon! But either way, whatever you write, I will love it and be extremely grateful! Happy Yuling!
Thank you so much for bringing me glad tidings, etc! I'm going to be incredibly grateful for your offerings and I will bestow blessings upon you and your family and your cow. In fact, I bless your cow in advance!
Before we talk about the specific requests, let me introduce you to my kinks (copied from last year's letter):
Likes: hot boys, hot boys sexing, snark, humor, religious kink, areligious kink, language kink, Latin, dead 19th century authors, necks, hot boys sucking on each other's necks, not necessarily vampires, dirty raunchy porn, consensual BDSM, friends to lovers, swords, guns, Operas.
If that was too random for you, wait to you see my dislikes. Here you go, dislikes: mpregs, rape/non-con, gender swap, incest, feminization, kid fic, domestic kink, I prefer h/h to h/c, choking/asphyxiation, bad spelling, when people say "alter" but what they really mean is "altar" and het (unless it's there to subsequently lead to m/m slash). And though it may not seem like something that needs to be said, I'd also not like a death fic for Yuletide. I know, I know, I need Jesus.
And now, for my specific requests with further blessings:
1. Poldark (Ross/Dwight): I consider it to be my mission from the gods to make slash happen in this fandom. And this pairing is just rife with opportunity. They're so adorable together. I'd love to possibly learn more about that time that Dwight fixed Ross' face (it's such a beautiful face, I bet Dwight tried extra hard to fix it, and I bet Ross was really grateful). With all this drama around them, I bet there is a lot of opportunity for them to console each other (sexually). I'm also fond of thinking of them getting up to no good together. Clearly, Dwight encourages Ross' terrible behavior. I haven't read the novels so I have no idea what happens: I've only seen series 1 of the BBC show. So, feel free to do whatever, as long as "whatever" involves romance between these two pretty boys. For the record, I'm fine if Ross has to cheat on Demelza to make this happen, or he can do it with her consent, but if you want to ignore Demelza's existence, I'm also not opposed to this.
2. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) (Napoleon/Ilya): How cute are these two? I actually don't have a specific scenario in mind, as long as there is snarky dialogue and it's made clear that they're SOULMATES. J/K. Sap has no place in U.N.C.L.E. Sex is always welcome, obviously, I am myself.
3. Justified (Boyd/Raylan): Before we go on, allow me to say that my soul aches that this show is not airing anymore. It was a thing of beauty so if you can create another thing of beauty worthy of the source material, I will kow-tow and kiss your feet. Boyd Crowder is my favorite. Seriously, I LOVE HIM. While I asked for Boyd and Raylan (because obviously their relationship is the cornerstone of the entire show), I would not be opposed to reading something that focused predominantly on Boyd. However, if you're equally at home with Raylan, and would like to explore his complicated feels for the bae (the hate-love is intense!), I would also be all over that. Pre-show/post-show/during show is all acceptable!
4. Song of Achilles (Achilles/Patroclus): This is my greedy bonus request. I've always had a lot of feelings for this historical/mythological ship. If you choose to undertake this, please make this heartbreakingly beautiful and epic. No pressure! ;)
If you find yourself stuck or want to ask me a clarifying question, you can actually find me on Tumblr and drop me an Anon! But either way, whatever you write, I will love it and be extremely grateful! Happy Yuling!