Fifty Flavors of Ass

[eldiablito_sf]

Dear LJ,

If you know me, you realize, without me having to say so explicitly, that I think Fifty Shades of Grey is the worst thing to have happened to minds of the susceptible mediocrities out there since... let's go with the Hitler Youth, shall we?

I have railed against it on FB, starting with this gem of a photo at a book store, to my undying love

Comments

[watercrescent]

I am sorry to say that if they chose Bomer - I would totally see it. This role would not work with any other actors I can think of. To put things more clearly, if they do not cast Bomer or someone Bomer-esque in this, the movie will tank. And I will admit to a curiosity as to what Bomer could do with this role, and if this story could be completely overhauled, but if wishes were fishes, then I might as well move into a lake.

I'm not even going to bother with Easton Ellis, and that's just because I'm female and his writing makes life worse. Apparently, everything that comes out of his mouth also makes life worse. My loss.

[eldiablito_sf]

If the story, the characters, and the dialogue could be completely overhauled... which we know is possible! They might as well hire the geniuses who are responsible for 3M in 3D!