Close encounters of the kitchen kind

Dec 08, 2007 13:04

This morning I opened the refrigerator and something spoke to me. The voice was deep and primitive, and clearly fit all rules of language. While it sounded like an ancient tongue, unrecognizable to me, the hostile tone was unmistakable. Armed with a 10” Henckel and a spray bottle of heavy-duty bleach-based cleaner, I took a cautious, closer look ( Read more... )

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kijjohnson December 8 2007, 20:10:35 UTC
This entire post made me so very, very, happy, but I laughed when I read your your kittens project.

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mallorys_camera December 8 2007, 20:57:20 UTC
You're such a great writer. I wish you'd post more. Sigh. I want to read you.

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lacachet December 8 2007, 22:21:48 UTC
*Laugh*

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shelly_rae December 8 2007, 22:36:18 UTC
Please, no gifts!
Anon

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webzombi December 9 2007, 03:42:58 UTC
I want a kitty. ;-)

You are a rock star Eleanor!

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