No, Bob was never married to anyone named Heidi, although I went to middle school with a girl named Bambi. I'm sure that she became either a naturalist or a stripper. Actually, I once knew a Disney stripper, although to be accurate, she worked as a Disney character at one of the theme parks during the busy season, was an exotic dancer for the rest of the year, and never (to the best of my knowledge) combined the two. Which is neither here nor there.
Yes, that sounds about right. I don't know if it's a miracle that I waited until middle age to find my true match, or if it's a miracle that I ever found Bob at all. Either way, I'm pretty darn happy!
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(Also, may your books coexist in peace.)
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(Your Bob Howe wasn't married to a woman named Heidi once upon a time, was he?)
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No, Bob was never married to anyone named Heidi, although I went to middle school with a girl named Bambi. I'm sure that she became either a naturalist or a stripper. Actually, I once knew a Disney stripper, although to be accurate, she worked as a Disney character at one of the theme parks during the busy season, was an exotic dancer for the rest of the year, and never (to the best of my knowledge) combined the two. Which is neither here nor there.
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