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Army vs. Notions
When shopping at a fabric store everyone is always so interested in what you're going to make. Sometimes I make everybody happy by telling them "oh I'm making a lovely Dior knock-off with this wool" sometimes I confuse people with "oh I'm making a straight jacket and a loincloth with this flourescent pink faux fur..." but either way it seems like ( Read more... ) -
McDonalds...
In case you were wondering; the new McDonald's Iced Coffee tastes like diabetes in a cup. It is like drinking syrup from the tap... gross gross gross! Don't be tempted. -
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It seems expected that adults should want to swim laps. I remember summers at the pool where all kids would get kicked out of the pool for adults. Our fun was stopped for big butts and swim caps, for ruffled swim skirts and quiet civilized lap swimming... the agony of being out of the water, I even asked if I could swim laps instead of sitting ( Read more... ) -
Animals freakin' Love me!
I love it. I walk past dogs on the street and they stop to come over and say hello to me. When I meet new dogs at their houses they roll over in abject trusting submission begging me to scratch their bellies... they bring me their favorite muddiest chew toy... Owners give me confused looks and say "that's odd, he never acts like this with ( Read more... ) -
alone...
Right now my company has me put up in a nicer hotel than I could ever afford. I've got a whole room to myself, I've got 24hr access to a gym, I've got a (smallish) pool and a spa. We've got continental breakfast and cable TV with HBO... I don't know anybody in town and am thus totally alone. I think I should feel lonely, but honestly I am loving ( Read more... ) -
Booze
So I’m in my kitchen and thinking “I should eat something, it's dinner time”. Nothing is really appealing. I have pasta, salad, chicken,microwave lasagne, miso soup, top ramen, and various other staples… but nothing really looks good. Then this voice in my head says “how about whiskey?” “mmm whiskey for dinner…”. I shake the notion, besides that I ( Read more... ) -
Sick Dog
(Warning; not for the weak stomached ( Read more... ) -
leftovers
My roommate is one to leave leftovers in the fridge until they are too old and moldy to eat... often I'll just eat them and he's cool with it because he is just in the habit of storing leftovers, not eating them. Tonight I found steak and mushrooms at the back of the bottom shelf, just about at the end of usefulness only good for stir fry. So I ( Read more... ) -
Literally
It literally kills me how badly the word literally is abused... and now I die ( Read more... )
