Women.
I didn't think I liked thin little women but after hunting up pics for two hours apparently I actually do. Or maybe it's just that I don't find thinness attractive, but these women are still alluring to me anyway. I can forgive them for not eating, I guess.
Jodhi May:
Sister My Sister.
The Last of the Mohicans.
The Gambler.
Oja Kodar:
Even though she is thin, she has such shapely hips.
This is where I mention I want to have a threesome with her and Orson Welles in F For Fake.
Kate Bush:
Hounds of Love album cover.
I think she looks absolutely crazy in the last picture but then if I didn't think it were also hot, I would not have posted it.
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey:
Amy.
Tina Fey, sitting apart from the girls below.
Amy with Rachel Dratch and Maya Rudolph (who I also think are pretty hot in this pic).
Weekend Update with Tina and Amy.
Weekend Update 2 - I think Tina looks absolutely gorgeous here.
Sheri Moon Zombie:
She is all skinny and blonde and crazy like Amy Poehler, except creepier and curvier.
I'd do both her and Sid Haig in this photo. Maybe I should start thinking about that more.
My absolute favorite photo of her is from the floor show in House of 1000 Corpses and it's on the soundtrack booklet, but I couldn't find it online, so here she is in the costume. I'll find it someday!
Angela Bettis:
Angela in Lucky McKee's May. This is my favorite picture, after she bites Adam and likes it. She's so amazingly, weirdly beautiful.
Angela in May again, in a darker picture. She looks so sinister here.
Angela in Lucky McKee's Sick Girl for Masters of Horror. Her 40s thing is so adorable, and the picture is great. Such a happy ending for a sweet girl.
Fergie:
She's kind of cute here.
My goodness. She is gorgeous.
This is where I go, "I'd hit it," and I don't mean I'd slap her - although she really deserves it, just for being Fergie.
She is like the world's worst everything, ever, and I am so embarrassed to have her on this list, but I think I'm in love with her. Seriously. I used to just make fun of her all the time, but now I make fun of her with what I can only call "train wreck reverence." I called her "a goddess" once, and found myself meaning it for half a second. Please. Send help.
Patricia Clarkson:
Megan Mullally:
I want her calves.
I don't want her bust, since I'm happy with mine, but I'd love to see more of it.
She isn't thin, but she's not exactly the size for me either. She is hot, though. A fine comeback after that horrible business up above.