Has anybody seen the television anti-smoking ad about impotence.I know it is absolutely not a funny subject at all but when the ash falls off the cigarette at the end of the ad I nearly choked on my sandwich laughing ( Read more... )

Got back from Corfu in the early hours of this morning.The whole holiday was supposed to clarify everything that's going on with me at the moment but it hasn't ( Read more... )

Good lord.Went out on Saturday night after work to Tiger Tiger for my leaving do.Started drinking much more expensive wine than I'm used to in extremely large quantities.To cut a long story short.Everyone left other than me and one of my managers Helen.I went to the toilet and either a)passed out or b) took a nap (both equally plausible).Somebody ( Read more... )

Went to London today with Holly to meet two of the Wolverhampton boys we met on holiday.Which was quite amusing.Seeing people out of your original meeting enviromentis something I generally find quite stange.So to see them fully dressed and not either with a beer in their hand or about to jump into any expanse of water that happened to be near was ( Read more... )

Ok,I think Im in a place in my head nowwhere I can talk about my life without breaking down...much ( Read more... )

Why does the world have to be so fucking unfair all the fucking time ( Read more... )

Went to see the Da Vinci Code on Wednesday with Charlotte.I havent read the book but the film was quite good,Im not generally into that whole genre of film type but it kept me interested.But Im a sceptic...it's kind of like the Matrix,people want so badly to be able to turn convention on it;s head and be radical so they get carried away believeing ( Read more... )

Mr Blue Sky,Please tell us why you had to hide away for so long,so lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng ( Read more... )

"Wankers...Ooh my Tourettes is in context,I love it when that happens ( Read more... )

I saw a mouse ( Read more... )