Something old, something new...
I am a copycat. Or easily swayed. Or something. In any case, I got seduced by apreludetoanend's sign-up at 10_cliche_fics and decided to take on a table. This is something new for me - prompt tables with numbers like "100" or "69" scare me off, but 10 I can probably cope with!
As she'd already laid claim to the S/X "Fanfic Cliches" table, I've signed up for the "Smut Cliches" table, S/X of course:
Sexual HealingRight first timeNever felt like this
Sex PollenYou want us to...what?I hate you. So much.
We're pretending, right?Let's go again!Where did you get that?
I'm lost for words...
Sexual Healing - sex is required to save a character's life/help them recover from sexual abuse/rape
Right first time - amazingly good first time sex, with optional virgin character
Never felt like this - any other/previous relationship becomes worthless, this is Twue Wuv
Sex Pollen - exactly what it says
You want us to...what? - forced/coerced into sex, with optional audience
I hate you. So much. - mutual dislike = hot sex [A/N: isn't that the definition of Spander? *g*]
We're pretending, right? - characters are forced to pose as lovers. Where does the pretense blur into reality?
Let's go again! - physically impossible/highly improbable sex
Where did you get that? - regardless of situation, sex toys, lube and accessories etc are always available [A/N: Spike's coat has many pockets...]
I'm lost for words - character is unexpectedly hot/well endowed/expert at sex/all of the above
Things have been slow here, fic-wise, after the mad rush of deadlines between October and early December. To those who are here for the fic, I do apologize... it will pick up soon. There have been a few other things going on, including a houseful of guests and a lot happening at work, but I'm looking forward to getting a bit of writing time again in the not-too-distant future.
As she'd already laid claim to the S/X "Fanfic Cliches" table, I've signed up for the "Smut Cliches" table, S/X of course:
Sexual HealingRight first timeNever felt like this
Sex PollenYou want us to...what?I hate you. So much.
We're pretending, right?Let's go again!Where did you get that?
I'm lost for words...
Sexual Healing - sex is required to save a character's life/help them recover from sexual abuse/rape
Right first time - amazingly good first time sex, with optional virgin character
Never felt like this - any other/previous relationship becomes worthless, this is Twue Wuv
Sex Pollen - exactly what it says
You want us to...what? - forced/coerced into sex, with optional audience
I hate you. So much. - mutual dislike = hot sex [A/N: isn't that the definition of Spander? *g*]
We're pretending, right? - characters are forced to pose as lovers. Where does the pretense blur into reality?
Let's go again! - physically impossible/highly improbable sex
Where did you get that? - regardless of situation, sex toys, lube and accessories etc are always available [A/N: Spike's coat has many pockets...]
I'm lost for words - character is unexpectedly hot/well endowed/expert at sex/all of the above
Things have been slow here, fic-wise, after the mad rush of deadlines between October and early December. To those who are here for the fic, I do apologize... it will pick up soon. There have been a few other things going on, including a houseful of guests and a lot happening at work, but I'm looking forward to getting a bit of writing time again in the not-too-distant future.