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Uhh...WHAT?!
I had the stupidest dream that i've ever had in my LIFE the other night. In the dream I was at the mall with my friends Jess and Jenn, and for whatever reason my place of work was in the mall (i work at a convenience store) and I decided to stop in to grab my work vest...for whatever reason, I have no idea. But when I went in i realized no one was ( Read more... ) -
MADNESS!!!!! D8
Okay semi-frequent customer, I have told you OVER. AND OVER. AND OVER. that my coworker is NOT my boyfriend and yet you still just absolutely refuse to take a fucking hint. Did you ever notice how every time you mention him my smile turns into an unamused scowl? It's because it's NOT FUCKING FUNNY. What pisses me off even more is how every time I ( Read more... ) -
Venting on this lovely low self-confidence day
Dear slew of slutty myspace chicks and random crazies on the web that have been messaging me for cybersex recently ( Read more... ) -
*more headdesk*
You know very-few-salons-in-this-area-that-are-NOT-booth-rental, it would be great if you could, like, HIRE ME PLEASE. I've been out of school for almost five months now, i've applied for every single one of you, gotten two interviews and yet i'm still stuck in my absolutely soul-sucking hellstorm of a job. You need someone with "more experience"? ( Read more... ) -
You want closure? here it is.
Dear Ex ( Read more... ) -
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You know what, preachy bitch? I know i'm just a lowly convenience store clerk but that doesn't give you a reason to start complaining that you don't like my lip and nose rings and then saying that "I would be so pretty if I didn't have them", implying that I only have them because it's trendy and I give two shits what people think of them and then ( Read more... ) -
wowww...
Last night i had a dream that a huge group of uptight uber-conservative mothers were chasing me with babies... -
Fuck you, trashy asshole
Hey myspace shitbag, obviously you're either illiterate or just too fucking lazy to check my stats. See that little box in the bottom left corner? See that biiig word that starts with an "O"? That's called orientation, 'kay? Do you know what that means? Oh, you don't? Not surprising. Basically it means "whu i liek 2 fukk", in your language. You ( Read more... )