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Whitney Matheson laid out a delicious spread in one of her most recent articles for USA Today entitled "How I Won't Be Spending My Summer Vacation". I appreciated the fact that I wasn't the only person who couldn't say "boojy" with a straight face. She asked readers to comment on what we'd be avoiding this summer, and I jumped on that faster than ( Read more... )

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Happy B-Day, Pooshee. Wishing you all the best on the big 2-2 and all the kitty tents in the world to hide in.


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Surely this must be the most ridiculous storm system in the history of the world. They advised us to evacuate Thursday. Okay, so everyone hurry up and stock up on water and batteries and get the hell out of dodge aready. And now we sit, glazed eyes fixed to the television watching the same stupid swirling ball of orange and yellow heading towards ( Read more... )

I guess, inevitably, it all started with eating the bacon at Lent. That's my precursor to every source of mire and point of contention in my life since around the time of Easter. Most recent fake flake/Aries rising/effects of bacon consumption ( Read more... )

Battle my monkey, bitch.