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This is how the night started, calm, cool, collective...
We got a little bit happier as time passed.
Then we got dopey like skittles and M&M's
Then the fireflys were attacking us from the insides of our ears!
It hurts, but maraculously i have hearing still.
After all the scaryness of insects I realized lifes far too short to not be secretly in love with Paulina.
Then after i gave up on loving Paulina, she was like "DAMN, Samm is just so fine, yeaaah!"
So then we both forgot about loving, and played ninja tutrles, im sheddar and shes the rat. see the resemblance?
BUT, we had far too much fun together we decided it was time to fall in love, with eachother again! but at the same time.
WE were both so excited we started jumping and going love happy crazy that we bumped our heads and i went flying, paulina has a head made of iron.
The after math was this, paulina laughing because her head is so tuff and me crying, and on the other side of my head my brain is falling off, i just didnt want to discust you with pictures...
We sucked our thumbs together for a bit, it was like being nursed by a mother lamb. it feels good.
After the brain collision, my eye sight wasnt working so well, so paulina helped by holding my one eye open and i held the other, like we are in love.
This is us peeing our pants (literally) after looking at how ridiculous that picutre is.
We cried, we realized we dont really like girls and could never be together.
We tried to disguise the happy hole, because it was smiling at strangers.
The hole felt left out so we all put on our secret agent sunglasses and were very quiet.
I got angry at Paulina because she wasnt paying enough attention to be so , i tried to shoot her.
BUT THEN>>>she noticed she was going to die and i just gave her the finger like any normal person.
paulina thinks the finger is very disrespectful and she became infurriated, and i got VERY scared of her.
"I can eat a whole world and you can just eat half."
THE END