wow! good for you booty boy!! september 7th...hmm, any particular reason for that date? is it the way the moon and saturn line up that day, or just that the art bar has $1 mich light night that night? i am guessing the second is closer to truth
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wow, mike AND chris return to livejournal... it must be the end of the world.
dont worry mike, you have updated about as much as chris has recently, and i dont think any less of him... he will always be that rambunctious pillow biter and a demon in the sack...
not to downplay your own anal escapades, my good man.
i am glad to hear you guys are still together, still going strong. how many months is it?
its odd, since now i have hit the one year mark with tara... a whole damn year. take my longest relationship in the past and multiply that by four, and you have this one.
its odd... we were all single losers once, bouncing from one chemical experience to the next... now we are all responsible, hard working folk... what happened?
i say we get in a bus and travel the countryside, leaving dxm styled mayhem in our wake...
a year huh??? well, a year and a month here buster...so nanananaBooBoo...
stick your head in doo doo
and if you don't, i don't care, i'll just pee my underwear!!
things are quite nice, i must admit. she's all that and thats all.
i am a lucky spider.
drugs do seem to be a thing of the past, i don't even smoke anymore. maybe a black and mild once a week, no gunja, and shit, i hardly drink these days. oh well, whaddya want, eggs in your beer?
i can't believe you have tara fooled, you know you really want me. can you remember that night in motel 6? how my long lean mr. mean pressed gently against your sphincter till it gave gracefully to my eager butt blender? oh, and you know how i mix it up. looks like a chocolate vanilla swirl when i am done, after my "oh" face. hee hee..
i miss you bill. i am glad that you are doing well, you really deserve to. i say let the winston in you out, be proud, talk loud and piss in the shower. -hambone-
mike... i thought we cured you of that underwear problem. the secret is to CONTROL, TO SQUEEEEZE the bladder, man!!!
but can i still get eggs in my beer?
on second thought, i better not. i dont really drink at all now. i have no interest in doing that. i still smoke like a fiend, but just the marlboros, none of that other stuff. when i become such a square?
and as for your puckering starfish, you remember that night wrong. it was YOU face down in the pillow, with me yanking you up by your ears and you howling 'captain caaaaaaaaveeeeeemaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!"
just because you know i like it when i call you that.
and looking back, i am a year and three weeks... you BASTARD!!! YOU BEAT ME BY A WEEK!!!
butt seriously, are you coming down for chris' wedding? you can stay in my place if you want. my bed even... we can SNUGGLE.
rock tha bellsnynja2000January 29 2002, 14:16:59 UTC
Well spank mah ass and call me susan!
What's funny is I watched the 7th sign for the first time last night(the one where you get to see Demi Moore's tits oh and about the end of the world) and then both you and Chris show up. Yeah, I'm scared.
Great to see ya back! Even better to hear life is good!
I'm still the parkingpimp, except this time I got some new digs up in Riverside. Jen has left the building and I'm happier than a pig in shit. Still drink like a fish, but it's all good. All is well bro, hope you get a chance to stick around and chat with all of us.
This one's for you mah man.
I inject techno fleas into chimpanzees while I assault you with batches of scrathes on wax stolen from blacks.
cans of beerelectricsudsJanuary 30 2002, 20:47:00 UTC
I don't know why Brian, but when i think of you i remember you telling me that you know you are old when you drink beer out of cans. I can't remember the conversation exactly, think it was at the art bar, and i was thinking you had cans of shlitz at home. At any rate, you make me think if canned beer
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dont worry mike, you have updated about as much as chris has recently, and i dont think any less of him... he will always be that rambunctious pillow biter and a demon in the sack...
not to downplay your own anal escapades, my good man.
i am glad to hear you guys are still together, still going strong. how many months is it?
its odd, since now i have hit the one year mark with tara... a whole damn year. take my longest relationship in the past and multiply that by four, and you have this one.
its odd... we were all single losers once, bouncing from one chemical experience to the next... now we are all responsible, hard working folk... what happened?
i say we get in a bus and travel the countryside, leaving dxm styled mayhem in our wake...
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a year huh??? well, a year and a month here buster...so nanananaBooBoo...
stick your head in doo doo
and if you don't, i don't care, i'll just pee my underwear!!
things are quite nice, i must admit. she's all that and thats all.
i am a lucky spider.
drugs do seem to be a thing of the past, i don't even smoke anymore. maybe a black and mild once a week, no gunja, and shit, i hardly drink these days. oh well, whaddya want, eggs in your beer?
i can't believe you have tara fooled, you know you really want me. can you remember that night in motel 6? how my long lean mr. mean pressed gently against your sphincter till it gave gracefully to my eager butt blender? oh, and you know how i mix it up. looks like a chocolate vanilla swirl when i am done, after my "oh" face. hee hee..
i miss you bill. i am glad that you are doing well, you really deserve to. i say let the winston in you out, be proud, talk loud and piss in the shower. -hambone-
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but can i still get eggs in my beer?
on second thought, i better not. i dont really drink at all now. i have no interest in doing that. i still smoke like a fiend, but just the marlboros, none of that other stuff. when i become such a square?
and as for your puckering starfish, you remember that night wrong. it was YOU face down in the pillow, with me yanking you up by your ears and you howling 'captain caaaaaaaaveeeeeemaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!"
just because you know i like it when i call you that.
and looking back, i am a year and three weeks... you BASTARD!!! YOU BEAT ME BY A WEEK!!!
butt seriously, are you coming down for chris' wedding? you can stay in my place if you want. my bed even... we can SNUGGLE.
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What's funny is I watched the 7th sign for the first time last night(the one where you get to see Demi Moore's tits oh and about the end of the world) and then both you and Chris show up. Yeah, I'm scared.
Great to see ya back! Even better to hear life is good!
I'm still the parkingpimp, except this time I got some new digs up in Riverside. Jen has left the building and I'm happier than a pig in shit. Still drink like a fish, but it's all good. All is well bro, hope you get a chance to stick around and chat with all of us.
This one's for you mah man.
I inject techno fleas into chimpanzees while I assault you with batches of scrathes on wax stolen from blacks.
welcome to the new school my friend.
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and while reading this, chris is sitting next to me with a cold can of bud light. ha!
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