just a thought...

[electro_nausea]

you ever wonder why sometimes at resterants they bag the woman and the mans leftovers in different boxes?beacause of the assumtion that they might be on a date

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[orgasmadict]

whoa..

[electro_nausea]

dido.
i was really high when i conjured that up...
its amazing to read the next day.

[youkissitell]

you are the strangest thing ever - but you bring up a damn good argument. damnit. you made me think and it's so early.

[electro_nausea]

whys thank you dollface.

<3

[youkissitell]

welcome (i suppose)

[electro_nausea]

hmm...

i dont know.

[urbanxlegend]

What if they don't know if they are going to have sex while they are in the resturant and they assume that they are, so they say yes and share a box. But as they get in the car the guy hits the woman with the door while he opens it for her (he's being really nice becuase he thinks he's getting laid) and breaks her nose and has to take her to the hospital. then she never wants to see him again and he is left having to eat her left over duck, which he hates. See? :)

♥

[electro_nausea]

well.he takes it back to the resturant in hopes that theyll take it back.if the dont.he gives the left over duck to his mother...who lives with him...

duuuur!!

♥ ♥

[urbanxlegend]

What if the resturaunt doesn't take it back soo he gives it to his mother and then her old woman saliva can't break up all the protein and shit and soo they end up cloging her arteries and stuff and she dies in her sleep the next morning...HUH HUH!!!

do you really want to have her death plagueing your mind?!?!

[electro_nausea]

this is why the man has a blender.and the mom doesnt eat it anyway.she smashes it with a rock and then rubs its on her body as an exfoliate.

you want thatplagueinf your mind?

[deadxblackxrose]

you are the weirdest most sexiest fuck i have ever met i love you brittany

[electro_nausea]

if you love me so much spell my name right...

b r i t t n e y

[electro_nausea]

teehee

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