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The Basics
Name: Elle Bishop
Age: 26
Sex: If you're lucky.
Occupation: Bartender. Company agent.
Species: Evolved.
Next of kin: Heh.
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify. Does locking up bad guys count?
Would you be interested in saving the world? I guess I like it enough.
Have you ever ingested demon blood? Ew. No.
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood? Can't say it's a burning desire.
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood? It would explain a lot.
Are you currently possessed by a demon? Really?
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when? Not me, personally.
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon? Try everything once, right? Ruby's kind of hot.
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell? Just New York City.
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil? Not literally.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil? Depends on what he's offering.
Do you believe in God? Heh.
Are you a nun or a priest? I could dress up as either for fun.
Are you otherwise a person of religion? Oh yeah, I'm a child of the Almighty.
Are you an Angel? No.
Have you ever invited an angel into your body? Never tried that one either.
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth? Apparently they're all douches, so no.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count) Only the human kind. And Hydra one time.
Have you ever seriously injured a monster? Yep.
Have you ever killed a human being? Maybe a couple.
Have you ever tortured a human being? Sort of.
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify. Electrokinesis.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance? 10.
Can you ...
shoot a gun?
Like a pro.
wield a sword?
I could try.
wield an ax?
Doesn't sound like it'd take finesse to chop a little.
handle a bow and arrows?
I could learn.
work a spear?
Did Percy write this?
break someone's face with your hand?
I could burn the skin off; does that count?
use any other weapons in combat?
Sure, why not?
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face? ... No.
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries? Yes.
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid? I was never really sent in to fix people up. But I could manage.
Have you died before? If so, how many times? Yes and once.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what? No...
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness? Sociopath with paranoid delusions. It wasn't a fair diagnosis.
Do you have anger management issues? I'm like Buddha.
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love? I bet Percy and one of the Claires wrote this.
Do you like 80's rock? Yep.
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species. ...Ew.
Are you currently on drugs? No.
Do you have an alcohol problem? Nooo.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for? Never got caught.
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for? See above.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person? Yes.
Is family important to you? Used to be. At least the blood kind.
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important? Depends which loved one.
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts? Sure. I'm a big girl.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
d) other. (please specify below)
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
a) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle and for fun.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
d) other. (please specify below)
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
c) a bazooka.
d) I don't know. But I'm betting they exist.
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later.
b) run like hell.
c) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them? ... Well first I'd laugh. Then I'd call the Winchesters.