I just... There aren't the words. I often wondered why, in the age of self-publishing, we didn't have a 21st Century William McGonagall; I came to the conclusion that there was simply too much crap out there to sift through, that "bad self-published poetry" was a teenage cliché, that none of it would be funny.
I was wrong.
Too scared to click the link? I applaud your survival instincts. As a public service, please now enjoy some highlights from the second page:
"Shannon (Oh Shannon)" (this has the best ending ever)
Shannon oh Shannon where are you Shannon are you hiding under the bed like you where told to.
Shannon oh Shannon don’t come out yet Shannon Lets start up the fund And we’ll give no refunds.
Shannon oh Shannon Your mothers in cuffs Your familly members are arested for making things up.
Shannon Oh Shannon People want to know who it was who took you who told you where to go.
Three women are arrested your mothers presence is requested They will be charged they’ll be convicted
As well as being a treasure trove of long-since-forgotten "hot news topics" from three years ago, it actually does somehow get even worse the further back you go... I'm almost paralysed with laughter, I'm starting to get funny looks now.
"Ms Smith"
Ms Smith faced tough questions, in the commons today, about how she let, the terorists get away.
Mr Brown stepped up to defend. but he sat down in the end.
Anti terror plans are now inforce but shes not married so she cannot devorce. of course
"All Rise"
The policeman said outloud to day I don’t need more money or more pay I’ll just plod along I heard him say as he got on his bike and rode away.
The government said you may have a rise in crime I heard somebody reply Well tha’s enough were taking it back no more m oney in your sack.
So the policeman said he was upsetted and the Gordon Brown should be arrested
The moral of the story is plain as mince pies don’t knock it until you have got your rise.
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I was wrong.
Too scared to click the link? I applaud your survival instincts. As a public service, please now enjoy some highlights from the second page:
"Shannon (Oh Shannon)" (this has the best ending ever)
Shannon oh Shannon
where are you Shannon
are you hiding under the bed
like you where told to.
Shannon oh Shannon
don’t come out yet Shannon
Lets start up the fund
And we’ll give no refunds.
Shannon oh Shannon
Your mothers in cuffs
Your familly members are arested
for making things up.
Shannon Oh Shannon
People want to know
who it was who took you
who told you where to go.
Three women are arrested
your mothers presence is requested
They will be charged
they’ll be convicted
That’s the end of it.
Post Office Post ( ... )
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i think we need to start a band and set these to music. though has he actually copyrighted them?!
just thing, 20 years ago or so these would just be in a yellowing notebook and you'd never have found them...
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"Ms Smith"
Ms Smith faced tough questions,
in the commons today,
about how she let,
the terorists get away.
Mr Brown stepped up to defend.
but he sat down in the end.
Anti terror plans are now inforce
but shes not married
so she cannot devorce.
of course
"All Rise"
The policeman said
outloud to day
I don’t need more money
or more pay
I’ll just plod along I heard him say
as he got on his bike and rode away.
The government said
you may have a rise
in crime I heard somebody reply
Well tha’s enough were taking it back
no more m oney in your sack.
So the policeman said
he was upsetted
and the Gordon Brown
should be arrested
The moral of the story
is plain as mince pies
don’t knock it until you have
got your rise.
"The Canoer"
I bought a canoe ( ... )
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