[ Sometime later today, say about noon or one in the afternoon, Hei will come stumbling out of House 35. He woke up in Shuri's closet, but that's not terribly important. What is important is that he's a.) stumbling and staggering a bit (as said before), b.) wearing a mask and coat (now featured in icon), and c.) smells of alcohol
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Throwing a bunch of things on the floor like that? So not cool. Wasn't the sudden influx of monsters enough? No - there had to be some masked menace befouling the streets and bringing destruction and disorder to the once-peaceful aisles of the friendly neighborhood grocery store.
How could you, Hei? How could you?]
You there! Just what do you think you're doing?
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[is that blood? goddamn!
She's getting up, but slowly. There's watermelon everywhere and it's gross. >:C]
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Hei looms over Tsubaki before turning on his heel and leaving, bullet proof coat fluttering behind him!! ]
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...Completely unarmed?] Stop right there!
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Wreaking havoc and throwing your weight around... all behind the safety of a mask! How can you call yourself a man?
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and now he's leaving!!! ]
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Halt!
[She wipes the blood off her face with the back of her hand and starts chasing after him... though it'd be a lot easier if the floor wasn't so slippery. One way or another, Hei, she will bring you to her somewhat warped vision of JUSTICE.]
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IN A QUICK FLUID ALMOST MOTIONLESS MOVEMENT HEI TURNS TO THE SIDE AND... throws a knife on a wire toward Tsubaki. It's aimed well, because it can be. What is inebriation anyway? I always give up on it. It's thrown in a way that the wire is meant to wrap around and bind her, but hey. What happens exactly is up to Tsubaki. ]
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Luckily for Tsubaki, she happens to step on a big chunk of conveniently placed watermelon milliseconds before the knife flies past, allowing her to slide right under it and forwards into what could actually work as a sweep. Watch your feet, buddy!!!]
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Hei WOULD have jumped over that, HE TOTALLY WOULD HAVE, but he was too busy going :O with body language (it makes sense if you've seen the show!!11!) to do so. Plus it's more fun this way.
Meaning what happens instead of jumping out of the way is Hei getting SLAMMED INTO by dem boots and falling
directly
on
top
of tsubaki. YOU SHOULD BE GLAD TSUBAKI. THERE ARE SO MANY WOMEN WHO WOULD KILL TO BE IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH HEI!! ]
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But here she is, probably wasting a great opportunity to unmask him because she just had the wind knocked out of her and can't really move. Maybe it's the mounting sexual tension, or maybe it's just the physical weight of him, but she can't breathe, either. 8|]
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It's likely the physical weight, though we can pretend it's the mounting sexual tension. That makes it much more interesting!! Only probably not, alas. Hei, at least, recovers pretty quickly so he decides to take advantage of Tsubaki's distracted state to... whisper into her ear. ] You shouldn't have attacked me. [ Moving on! Now Hei'll get into a kneeling position over her, flip her over, and tie her hands together behind her back. Unless she recovers first to stop him?! ]
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Anyway, maybe that's what distracts Tsubaki and prevents her from making a getaway.] Augh! [Still, you'd think all those years of intense military training would leave a girl better equipped to handle something like this, but... no. It's all happening so fast, and she's still too shocked that it's actually happening at all, apparently. It can't end like this! This isn't justice.]
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