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To pick up Fink: Hey... I might not be the cutest one here... but I am the only one talking to you.

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To pick up Paul: If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK

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Your Boobies' Names Are: The Bazoombas

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Your Porn Star Name is: Stroker John

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Kinky
You like whips, chains..... crazy stuff. You are creative with sex. Keep it going!!!!! I hope you have a partner as kinky as you, otherwise you wont be satisfied ( Read more... )

Today i saw the most incredible thing
I think it changed my life
It was so insignificant but incredible
It is gone now watched away for all time
I cant explain it
It was just so damn incredible
I only wish i could have showed it to the people i love

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And from his arm came blood ( Read more... )